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June 07 - Heres hoping for a bug free month!

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NattyPlus2andAHalf · 25/02/2009 21:03

hey guys

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keepingitRia · 27/02/2009 09:53

ooh, fowl poker. I had the biggest pigeon I have ever seen in my garden the other day.

I managed to get the kids to school on time

It's a lovely day here

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NattyPlus2andAHalf · 27/02/2009 10:23

ooh the weather is loverly here to, im taking kids to the library to register, its got a nice park next to it as well so that my day planned.
i am writing to all my creditors today as well.

busy busy

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JammyQueenOfTheSewers · 27/02/2009 12:03

Nice here as well

We have been to singing group thing this morning. Jamlet now napping, worn out by it all. Got to do a trip down to Boots and Sainsburys this afternoon then have arranged to take the car for repair (finally, it's weeks since I scraped it) this afternoon. Not looking forward to that. The garage is only 100 yards or so from us, but I am really nervous about driving it round the corner and parking it on their forecourt .

And I have friends coming round tonight so I will be making curry and we are going to catch up and play games on the Wii. (That is if they can resist the lure of jamlet's fire station and DH's lift off rocket )

keepingitRia · 27/02/2009 12:08

I am while-ing away my day. Went to visit my aunt & uncle (she is excellent for gossip). baggins just sat still on my knee for over an hour and didn't make a sound

DH has got the new job offer in writing and he is having a planning meeting now, so I am assuming it's all going to be ok

just got to sort out the dog problem and I can look forward to DM coming home

JammyQueenOfTheSewers · 27/02/2009 12:17

Oooh hoorah for DH! And for baggins!

I'm trying to ignore that I'm hungry . And that jamlet isn't napping any more Ah well, I'll have a quick post-lunch tidy up and we can then walk down to the shops. She can always sleep in the buggy if she changes her mind.

LittleMissNorty · 27/02/2009 13:18

Hello everyone

Finally got a minute to catch up (famous last words) where no-one is screaming and crying...not even me!

Fuck - spoke too soon

DKMA · 27/02/2009 13:22

Aye up
Just lurking cos I am at home trying to do my expenses and have lost the will to live so need any distraction possible and I see that u r missing my potty mouth!?
I am so sorry hehehehe
but I have been so fuckin busy with work and had this bastard fuckin cold from hell since like October which has pissed me right off and left me completely shagged out I have felt like my head has been up my arse for months - but am much better now
Plus
My little angel has decided that sleep is for the weak and he doesnt need it so has been waking up like a right little shit in the night. So this week has been hard cos I was out partying over the weekend and pulled an all nighter on Fri which I havent recovered from and I have been looking in the mirror thinking I am too old to party like that cos I am looking haggared but fuck that I'll just make another appointment with my botox doc!
Anyhows..............enough about me.........how the fuck r u lot??!!!
Still goin on about re usable nappies and what u havin for tea????
hahahaha
Mwah
x

LackaDAISYcal · 27/02/2009 13:25

Rofl DKMA

keepingitRia · 27/02/2009 13:33

good to see you back DKMA

DKMA · 27/02/2009 14:04

Daisy, Ria - ows things?

LackaDAISYcal · 27/02/2009 14:09

so so DKMA, so so. I need a full body lift, never mind a bit of botox . Which you don't need btw, you're looking fab on your fb photos!

Ohforfoxsake · 27/02/2009 14:24

Oi DKMA You cheeky cow!

DKMA · 27/02/2009 15:05

Daisy u need no such thing and the photos r heavily screened by me before I allow any tagging etc!
Had a bit of a shocker when an old friend tagged me in some that were 9yrs old from my previous life as a blonde! - I dyed my hair dark brown to hide from a merky past but she has just outed me to all! eek!

Aye Foxy - gotta problem aye aye!??? Wanna fight?! But u r right I am a cheeky cow! Moo moo

JammyQueenOfTheSewers · 27/02/2009 15:12

Hi DKMA!!
An old school friend just got in touch on FB. He says he has a load of old pics scanned in, including some of me Not sure I want to see pics of me from 20 years ago

HellHathNoFury · 27/02/2009 15:34

Fuck me I'm tired

Hello all, hope you are all fabulous.
My old gay boss just sent me a postcard covered in oiled naked men with hard-ons to my work address. Awesome.

Roll on the weekend!

HellHathNoFury · 27/02/2009 15:37

oh hi DKMA
How are you?
Probably takeout...

Do you remember that bloke I was telling you about? He has decided he loves me again. Probably because I am now knocked up and less threatening

DKMA · 27/02/2009 16:25

haha Fury - some men love the pg look! beware! I had some bloke at work beggin to see my tits when I was pg!! Oh yeah hang on - no - wait a min - he does that all the time anyhow! lol!!
Hey and I am no longer licking faces at work - have decided it is potentially career limiting! (big boss's best friend wanted me to lick his face which pissed off big boss - so have removed myself from thet situ) I am mostly finding that policemen are the way forward in terms of face lickage - esp ones that police the M6 - as I like to drive too fast down there and when traffic is so bad that I cant - I like a police escort through it! hahahaha! And boy they look hot in the uniform
I am officially the biggest trollop on MN - Fury - u wanna compete on that one???

HellHathNoFury · 27/02/2009 18:44

DKMA, far be it from me to steal your crown
But oh my yes it's true, I have my hangers-on but it's just gotten funny now I am all huge, now I sit at my desk and they bring me kitkats, cups of tea, water, croissants, and ask to see my boobs. Nothing new there though.
I don't ask for all this stuff by the way, they say they are 'gifts'!

It doesn't help that I flirt terribly with them and flash my bra/cleavage etc in meetings. But I get so boooorrrreeeedddddd.

And you know who is back ON, he copped a right feel in the sodding canteen of all places, I have already had someone ask if the bump is his, which of course he thinks is brilliant and plays right along. Men!

JammyQueenOfTheSewers · 27/02/2009 19:21

He copped a feel in the canteen. Now my anatomy is a little rusty - where is the canteen again exactly?

My fingers smell of garlic Hope my friends like it as there is loads in our curry tonight!

Ohforfoxsake · 27/02/2009 19:48

Can I just say

I FUCKING HATE FUCKING EBAY ESPECIALLY THAT FUCKING WANKER WHO JUST GAZUMPED MY DRESS FOR THE WEDDING. YOU TOSSPOTFUCKCOCK.

as you were

keepingitRia · 27/02/2009 20:02

foxy

lol jammy, have a good evening.

DKMA · 27/02/2009 20:02

Fuckin arse bandit cockheads!

HellHathNoFury · 27/02/2009 20:03

wank stain arse fuckers!

DKMA · 27/02/2009 20:04

Jammy - better garlic fingers than fishy fingers I find in general any how

DKMA · 27/02/2009 20:04

ahhh bet u guys missed me didnt ya