Oh my God, Jeremy Kyle is looking for volunteers - 'has having a baby put stress on your relationship'.
Surely having a programme on 'is your relationship exactly the same after having a baby' would be more amazing?!
OK, dummy has stopped the crying (interesting, no, that the dummy is still being used? He knows his nipples, fake, feeding, otherwise!)
Godparents well, I'm used to children only having 1 and that would be a family member, but I'm chapel. Iestyn has 4 but that's a high number, and we've only added 1 godmother so that I can ask my sister (to ensure she stays speaking to me - that only started again after Iestyn was born). 6 is out of control. You can say no, as well!
Sponge I want to see your video. I'm assuming I'll need to nip to Sainsburys for a box of tissues though? (Obviously; I finished one box in PC World. Shame I don't have a video of that - thinking about it, it must have been hilarious, that 18 year old boy tapping me on the back and me wailing 'my computer's broken AND I'VE JUST HAD A BAAAAAAABYYYYYYY!)
I'm sure there were other things. Iestyn is shouting really loudly so I will return later...