June 07...You put your left leg in, left leg out, left leg in and you shake it all about......and hopefully dislodge your clingy toddler ;0)

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For norty....and pinguthepenguin if she is lurking

Fairy, many sympathies.
She may be being lazy, but I often find when DD has accidents it always seems to be when she has a cold or is coming down with one, no idea why!

Fairy, I sympathise too! My dd sometimes does that, mainly due to laziness. She hasn't done it for a while, but like sputnik I find that it usually happens when she is getting a cold. Hope it passes soon.

Daisy, hope dd is ok. My dd was sick last week and it passed in a day, fingers crossed it's the same for you. Poor little mite, hope she's ok and doesn't spew on you again.

I've fucking well gone and lost my car keys! I had them yesterday and I think I may have dropped them when I went out to pick up dd from pre-school. It is the only set we have and it has an immobiser, so I can't even get a new key because I won't be able to drive the heap of shit without the remote locking jobby to deactivate the immobliser! AAAARRRRSSSEEEE! I don't know what to do, especially as it is sat on the road outside with no valid tax disk on it! I only got it yesterday (I forgot) and now I can't get in it to put the thing in it! It is a PITA! The insurance is due Monday as well! FUCK! If a new key is more than £100 I am just going to phone a scrap company and get them to take the thing away.

Shit Holly.
You mean you only got the car yesterday?

No, the tax disc. It ran out at the end of Sept, but I only got a new one yesterday. Now it is sat on the road outside with no tax and I can't get in to put the tax disc in it and I can't move it! This car has been a real PITA and I haven't even got my licence yet! Maybe I'll just smash the windows and set fire to it!

Those keys are usually really ££££.
Probably less than £100

I will phone the local dealership on Monday and see if they can get me a new key and fob. I think I am going to get rid of it anyway. Heap of shit! I am really cross with myself for losing it. Wank and arse!

Anyway, how are you sputnik?

Not bad, just off to bed though

'Night, sleep well x

You are lucky being in Italy, you don't have to watch the X-Factor. It is shit!

I think there is a crappy Italian version. But I haven't watched any tv for 2 years anyway!

No Tv for 2 years? Do you and your dh actually talk to each other of an evening then?

Good god no!
We have several computers.

It is amazing how you don't miss tv.
Italian tv is dire though. Even longer since I watched that.

Oh good, that would have been terrible! I guess that's what MN is for, to stop you actually talking to your dh/p when there is nothing on TV!

I'm going to stop talking to you know because you were going to bed and I feel bad!

Right, I'm really off now xxx

I imagine Italian TV to be cheesy game shows and a lot of orange skin and shiny white teeth! Is that right?

Sorry, I'm not talking to you, I forgot!

Afternoon all.

Jamlet picked up the thermometer this morning, took it out of its case and held it up to her ear She did that a few times, and then progressed to talking into it like it was a telephone

Feeling a little better after a 2 hour nap this morning and another this afternoon. Basically I took to bed when Jamlet napped. Was surprised at how much she slept today - and that's after 12.5 hours straight through last night. I think she's not been feeling so well either Wish I could stop coughing though.

Hope you feel better soon Jammy

Im happy - just ordered some boots online using the discount code mentioned by Daisy and on the discount topic - saved £26!! plus free delivery. Woo hooo!!

Thanks JBM. And woo hoo indeed for your boots! I got jamlet's feet checked on Friday, thinking could order online and get the discount once I knew what size, but she hasn't grown, still a 2.5G same as in August Still at least that saves us £26!

I had lucys feet measured on friday too - she's also a 2.5g and the lady said that Clarkes proper shoes dont start until size 3 - so to save our money until then!!

At the moment she's wearing either Next jellies size 3 or little Puma trainers size 3 that my sister got - the Clarkes lady said they fit fine!! TBH she's hardly wears them - so I'll leave it a few more weeks.

Last time she measured a 2.5f - so her feet must be spreading!!

Jamlet has some "cruising shoes" from Clarks and some cheap ones from Next as a spare pair (having left her shoes at nursery last week and then she wanted to go outside and play and her socks got soaked)

2.5g!!!

Good lord
I must have a 7 year old

DS is a 5H

What diddy little girls! Ds is a 6H ! I think fairy's ds is a 7! Fairy and I do have massive clown feet (sorry fairy, but we do), so our DSs must have inherited them from us! Luckily I think my dd has missed out on the clown feet gene, she is an 8F and is 3.5. She is still in her winter boots from last year!

How is your house Fury?

House is bolloxed. It's been a weekend from hell.
And the house goes on the market tomorrow.