Arggghhh, J has just wiped out my post..
SOH, I should name change to 'neverwillbepgagain' as it is an impossibility since dh was neutered after J was born. About a nanosecond after actually.
And no not yet smeared, I need to find a doctor that is not an 80 year old Indian Mzee.
But I have been to sports day. Why do schools do it to us? Not to mention the kids. Anyway ds1 did a fabulous run and came in first, poor old dd tried not to come last in all her races and finished all by bursting into tears, not because she didn't win, but just from the sheer emotion of it all. Then we went to a birthday party and J always gets picked up, cuddled and squeezed by all the girls and frankly it annoys the hell out him. One impressive thing he did was to home in on a lost piece of chocolate cake, hidden on the opposite side of the playing field and secretly smear it into his mouth when no one was looking.
Also he seems to be obsessed with Colgate.