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April 2007 - ooh aah just a little bit

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:13

ooh aah a little bit more ..............

Are they/Aren't they?
Dippy
Pinions

Work
Pinions has issues with her return to work and her hours are yet to be finalised
Octo made the decision to go back to teaching, as a supply teacher for now
mammyjo was messed around by payroll and overpaid
crossover of uk/spanish public holidays caused problems for Maveta
weeonion is also struggling with issues surrounding her return to work

Babies
Talk about talking
weeonion's C has her first tooth
WCL is tearing her hair out as L is quite literally everywhere
wanky loon HV giving Pesha hassle over D's weight

Everything Else
Eddas made her Buggy Snuggle and it looks fab!
Caz has been asked to talk to teenagers about being a young mum
Oooggs has worries about a planning application right next to Nursery
GMM will be running for DEBRA
Maveta needs to chose a Nursery but with ratios of 1:8 it won't be easy
Maveta is also struggling with other aspects of the Spanish way of life, namely MIL
Hotlipsmummy rejoined the group after being with us during pregnancy, and promptly changed her name to 2hotcrossbunnies in preparation for Easter
Pinions had an op to remove some gremlin moles but is recovering well
Pinions brother has written a rather interesting book (that's the brother that doesn't star in random tv ads )
phdlife popped in to say hi
Pesha went to a party in her wellies and came home very drunk ""maybe a tiddly bit tiddly" by 10pm
Maveta has a new hairdo
Dippy will jump into bed with anyone that offers her a Kinder Egg
Pinions can knit
GMM has her notallowedtotellyou pierced
mj and oooggs had lovely girlie nights out with friends, while SOL took dh with her when she ventured out
GMM has bought a new pushchair
Dippy has stickykeys
KHIN needs (((hugs)))

Meet Ups
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
It was decided that MN is constructive
SPB asked "does it get easier as they get older?" (still pmsl at that one )

Also worthy of note
Octo had more wine leading to this quote -
"Fuck it, bugger working and going to supply and have 4 more children ..."

There were excellent language skills on display in the Liath household .....
"A recent conversation at my sister's house went thus:
Dd - I'm going to bugger off the cat, Mummy.
Me - I beg your pardon?
Dd - I'M GOING TO BUGGER OFF THE CAT MUMMY!
Me -
Dd - Bugger off cat!!
Cat -
I must stop using foul language"

A collaberation between Mr Dippy and NL came up with this new 'lullaby'.....
"Some naughty children didn't go to bed,
Along came a goblin and chopped off their heads.
Their poor parents started to weep,
Because the naughty children wouldn't go to sleep!"
"The naughty children bewailed their fate
But alas and alack it was all too late
The Goblin scarpered, quick as could be
So listen MY naughty children, go to sleep for ME!"

Pesha (or should that be Peesha ) got fed up of not being able to say her own name correctly and has changed it to Mashanapedyjo (Masher for short) thanks to Octo!

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NorthernLurker · 28/01/2008 19:52

April 2007 - where Octo is a hun, Dippy has gone over to the dark side and we're all going to eat Ange's husband's pudding!

Do you think it's a bit long?

And that the last bit whilst being purely factual might get us into trouble for sounding dodgy?

elkiedee · 28/01/2008 19:54

POTC and GMM, you're both really quite wicked! PMSL at that thread.

My sportsmad little brother gave D a tracksuit which I have used quite a bit to put him in for swimming - thought it might be comfier for him to sleep in during the very long bus journeys home. It was from Tesco though and he's now grown out of the top - the bottoms are a bigger size for some reason.

iMustBeMad · 28/01/2008 19:54

I have it
just need to write round up to go in the first post so unlikely to be ready before the morning!

StealthPolarBear · 28/01/2008 19:54

Thank you Pesha
[non paranoid again]

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:55

oops!
wrong nickname!

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 19:57

I must be mad - you're back !!?

Am back on MY pc now. Does anyone else feel a bit out of sorts when they post from laptop.

It just does not feel right.

Ahhhhhh.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:58

I am lusting after a laptop
computer chair is just so uncomfortable

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 19:59

Be warned.

It is just-not-right-somehow. .

Honest guv.

justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:00

And I used to heart my comfy puter chair when I was preggars and on here cos it reclines .

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:01

mine is a basic Argos jobbie. covered in baby sick stains

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:03

April 2007. The 9 month itch.

Please miss.

Or should that be 10 months anyway ??

April 2007. The 10 month itch.

I am itching to tell you yet another confession of mine, but I guess that can wait for another day .

justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:03

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:03

I'm not calling it that, unless you spill....

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:05
Grin
PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:06

I'm serious. I had a completely different title lined up which I will use, unless convinced otherwise....

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:07

sitting on hands

just itching to post on this thread

nothing nasty, just
,.;:'!?

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:08

Oooooooooooooooooooooh missus GET-YOU .

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:11

it's just so annoying

andonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandona ndonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandona ndonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandon

BREATHE WOMAN!

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NorthernLurker · 28/01/2008 20:12

POTC - I've seen that poster on another thread - she is very young and comes across as being absolutely desperate to do the right thing for her baby. Sadly she got rather a hard time for feeding her baby the odd sausage as I recall.

oooggs · 28/01/2008 20:14

meet up? when? where? details? who? was planning on coming up to Peshas town friday or saturday this week, but could change. But............. must get ds1 shoes

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:16

I've seen her around too, and she seems lovely, which is why I'm managing to keep schtum!

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:17

when - Saturday
where - no idea
details - ditto
who - just me so far!

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 20:18

Que ?? Eh ??

elkiedee · 28/01/2008 20:19

I want to know about Pinions' confession and what POTC would post on thread if she did post something now.

D is being tough to settle to sleep tonight, but I'm hoping he'll be ready to drop soon on the 3 hour cycle principle - he woke up from his last nap at 5.40 (fell asleep on the bus home 3 hours after waking up). I'm hungry!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 20:20

I'd post the ,.;'?!
it's the lack of punctuation that bugs me so I'd add some
but the OP seems a really lovely mum who is trying really hard and making an effort to fit in on MN, so I'm resisting!

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