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April 2007 - ooh aah just a little bit

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:13

ooh aah a little bit more ..............

Are they/Aren't they?
Dippy
Pinions

Work
Pinions has issues with her return to work and her hours are yet to be finalised
Octo made the decision to go back to teaching, as a supply teacher for now
mammyjo was messed around by payroll and overpaid
crossover of uk/spanish public holidays caused problems for Maveta
weeonion is also struggling with issues surrounding her return to work

Babies
Talk about talking
weeonion's C has her first tooth
WCL is tearing her hair out as L is quite literally everywhere
wanky loon HV giving Pesha hassle over D's weight

Everything Else
Eddas made her Buggy Snuggle and it looks fab!
Caz has been asked to talk to teenagers about being a young mum
Oooggs has worries about a planning application right next to Nursery
GMM will be running for DEBRA
Maveta needs to chose a Nursery but with ratios of 1:8 it won't be easy
Maveta is also struggling with other aspects of the Spanish way of life, namely MIL
Hotlipsmummy rejoined the group after being with us during pregnancy, and promptly changed her name to 2hotcrossbunnies in preparation for Easter
Pinions had an op to remove some gremlin moles but is recovering well
Pinions brother has written a rather interesting book (that's the brother that doesn't star in random tv ads )
phdlife popped in to say hi
Pesha went to a party in her wellies and came home very drunk ""maybe a tiddly bit tiddly" by 10pm
Maveta has a new hairdo
Dippy will jump into bed with anyone that offers her a Kinder Egg
Pinions can knit
GMM has her notallowedtotellyou pierced
mj and oooggs had lovely girlie nights out with friends, while SOL took dh with her when she ventured out
GMM has bought a new pushchair
Dippy has stickykeys
KHIN needs (((hugs)))

Meet Ups
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
It was decided that MN is constructive
SPB asked "does it get easier as they get older?" (still pmsl at that one )

Also worthy of note
Octo had more wine leading to this quote -
"Fuck it, bugger working and going to supply and have 4 more children ..."

There were excellent language skills on display in the Liath household .....
"A recent conversation at my sister's house went thus:
Dd - I'm going to bugger off the cat, Mummy.
Me - I beg your pardon?
Dd - I'M GOING TO BUGGER OFF THE CAT MUMMY!
Me -
Dd - Bugger off cat!!
Cat -
I must stop using foul language"

A collaberation between Mr Dippy and NL came up with this new 'lullaby'.....
"Some naughty children didn't go to bed,
Along came a goblin and chopped off their heads.
Their poor parents started to weep,
Because the naughty children wouldn't go to sleep!"
"The naughty children bewailed their fate
But alas and alack it was all too late
The Goblin scarpered, quick as could be
So listen MY naughty children, go to sleep for ME!"

Pesha (or should that be Peesha ) got fed up of not being able to say her own name correctly and has changed it to Mashanapedyjo (Masher for short) thanks to Octo!

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
justpinions · 28/01/2008 18:27

OK geddit!! .....................

CaptainDippy · 28/01/2008 18:30

Glad to hear it POTC

ROFL @ that thread

DH in bath with girls so just snatching a few brief secs ....

justpinions · 28/01/2008 18:30

I'm supposed to be doing paperwork .

justpinions · 28/01/2008 18:34

I think it's died down now.......

Pillock you are norty .

Off to find said paperwork.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 18:35

I'm supposed to be doing my dad's tax return, with the help of the lovely Eddas

but she's not here yet so it can wait ....

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CaptainDippy · 28/01/2008 18:36

Oh no - I just joined in!!! I don't know wot hapend - my ands jost tiped by theyselfs .......

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 18:53

pmsl
you're supposed to be good Dippy

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CaptainDippy · 28/01/2008 18:54
Grin
PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 18:54

has anyone come up with a thread title?

feeling compelled to quote that one-hit wonder, good old Chesney Hawkes (no idea why!)

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StealthPolarBear · 28/01/2008 19:02

octo is a hun? well who ever would have thought it?

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:12

Pesha Octo Oooggs Mammyjo runnyhabit anyone else!

I can come down this weekend

can we arrange a meet-up?

Have just realised it's pay day on Thursday, and where it would usually all go straight to nursery, the reduction in hours means that I will have some money

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Pesha · 28/01/2008 19:13

If you name our thread after Chesney Hawkes song (was going to say A chesney hawkes song but I believe there was only one...?) I shall refuse to post out of principal!

Pesha · 28/01/2008 19:14

Woo Hoo!!!

Did you get my text about saturday night?!

StealthPolarBear · 28/01/2008 19:18

am I making a fool of myself? Or a huge faux pas as usual?

Pesha · 28/01/2008 19:18

Fine all bugger off when i turn up then. see if i care.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:24

Still here, M's dad popped in to see him as he got back off hols today

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:28

I don't understand SPB? Why would you be making a fool of yourself?

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CaptainDippy · 28/01/2008 19:30

I'm with you on the thread title, Pesha!

Oooooh, my friend had a baby girl this morning - little Louise McKenzie - can't wait to see pics - she lives in the US so it'll be yonks before I actually get to meet her for real.

StealthPolarBear · 28/01/2008 19:35

Lovely news Dippy!
Cod is telling someone to CAT me (if I am "bear") Looks like everyone knows something I don't [paranoid]

CaptainDippy · 28/01/2008 19:44
Hmm
PillockOfTheCommunity · 28/01/2008 19:45

you are the one and only SPB

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justpinions · 28/01/2008 19:46

SPB ??

Not sure don't really get the gist of the thread. Let us know if we are, ahem, needed.

Right. Paperwork.

justpinions · 28/01/2008 19:47

And I've got that freeekin song in my head now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Pesha · 28/01/2008 19:48

~Tis not you spb - sjhe mentioned bear at start of thread as someone who loves shopping list threads. Saw it this morning!

justpinions · 28/01/2008 19:52

9 month itch. I like.