May 07 - 6mths on...........Oh I can't think of a witty title, 6mths is obviously not long enough to have regained some brain cells.....

[Mrsjaffabiffa]

Morning all.....

Thought I'd start a new thread as the other was huge.

Bit late now but big hug to Beau..... hope you went back to sleep little man.

J & M still asleep, it's one good thing about having Mum & Dad around, I don't have to wake the girls up to do the school run.

awwww Scoot Rent it out and come and live in my cottage instead.

Not many icebergs between here and East Africa, how about pirates instead?

Pic uploaded! Obviously it will be really terrible living there, with the nanny and gardener and all....

Oh scoot.

Tis just a 'for now' house. It's not forever.

I'll join you on that posh boat. We'll wear floaty things and stand on the main deck looking wistful and yearning. I'll make the odd inappropriate comment about liking it in the stern, we'll snigger and flirtatiously waggle our fans as Rich Boy and Rich Boy's Mate swagger past.

snort

Hee hee. Cam's a posh bird.

Only jealous because I live here

It looks very beautiful. Can I come and work for you ma'am? I'll polish your silverware with me own spit.

ROFL

You are so posh SOH, you hobnob with footballers wives called Chardonnay.

off to school we go and then we are making Rice Krispie cakes, (see I can match TYG and LG&T on the domestic goddess front). Its just an excuse really for ds1 to eat the Golden Syrup from the tin when I am not looking

No, no, no, no. I try to hobnob with them but they won't let me. Hob or nob. I'm not orange enough and don't own sufficient bling.

Ha..you say that SOH..But we never got to the bottom of who on here was really Jordan and my money is still on you..

Pirates you say?Would any look like Jonny Depp?
OOOOH,Which reminds me, I got chatting to a woman at Toddlers group the other week and it turns out she has just won an Emmy no less for costume design and only the week before had been measuring the inside leg of Orlando Bloom!I am going to try to make better friends with her and see if she will take me to work with her!What a lovely job!

I am desperate for some chocolate or at least some sort of baked good..a scan of the cupboard has revealed the only thing remotely like that..Lilys organic gingerbread men thingies.'Spect they wont be very nice, they are only sweetened with grape juice..pah!I demand to have some cake!

Here are the WOTTINGERS

The Pontipines are a large family that lives in a semi-detached house at the foot of a tree. Their next-door neighbours are the Wottingers. The Pontipines and the Wottingers are two families of ten, with eight children, four of which are boys and four are girls.

Just in case you were wondering...

Cam i am coming with you, it looks glorious

Jordan? No.

Hairy handed trucker? No.

People have met me now. Enigma status is gone.

I'm a rather dull, bookish and straightforward mother of one. LG&T'll tell ya. She saw me in a morning and everything.

Oh and Orlando Bloom's on my list too. Number 4 so I'd climb over him to get to Damian Lewis et al but he'd do for one night.

Are we having another pirate/sex/porn moment then because to be frank, my reputation hasn't quite recovered from the last one...?

She is gorgeous i saw her in the morning and everything

It must be Scoot... she's back and all hell breaks loose

How is the barnet Scoot?

You see, I'm almost flattered but that at the end of LG&T's post belies the truth of her sentiments. That there wink encompasses the notion that LG&T is telling porkie pies and I'm actually a dumpy, mousy little thing who can't dress herself in anything remotely fashionable and is crying out for a haircut.

LG&T on the other hand is frighteningly stunning, slim and too lovely for words.

Scoot=Jordan. Oh yes. It's the only answer.

I think, you will find my dear, that the was referring to the slopey everything you were, after all staying in house of ill repute LG&T. Another needed i think

Oh and PMSL at slim whatsit LG&T

Nah, still don't know what you mean.

[virginal]

She's lying you know

Barnet is laughable..I havent washed it in two days as too poorly to bother with drying it etc, thus it looks like a sort of helmet fashioned from wire wool..

Damian Lewis, now Im feeling you there..when I lived in London the man in the corner shop bore more than a passing resemblance to Lewis, and suffice to say I was often running out of sugar and things..
Though I think more of him in Band of Brothers that Forsyte saga..

Yes Ive come back, and I think its high time we had a bit more pirate porn on here..

Sheesh.

I should never have gone to Gosport.

The things I saw there...

...I thought it was a regular, innocent, sweet, little swing...

... the nightmares, flashbacks to the dungeon...

PS When can we come back?

He's so beautiful I could cry

Dear God I thought I'd blocked it out.

Tee hee.

And on an entirely serious note... did I leave M's flannel there?

Ten miles route march, on the double, then back to my quarters for debrief! (Scoot adopts a Lewis like tone for SOH's benefit)

Does N really have a sword?!

He really has a sword

You did leave M's flannel here, it is gorgeous. I will post it up to you, shall i pack the swing too?

Just by the by how the heck does a sweet innocent thing like you know what a blardy 'swing' is I barely now... I think it was channel 5 at about 11pm one night that enlightned me. Wish it had not.

Scoot i have near given up straightening mine, even for the big meet i was as curly as SJP although not quite so svelte or dressed as well.