Hales that is funny, shhhhh school is a secret!
Delad I bet the important words will appear very quickly
DS quickly learnt things like no, food and outside in German- things that are very important to him.
My gosh what a day we have had! DS ran off with the bottle of calpol this morning I was busy changing DD so I did run after him.
He came back a minute later, bottle (and syringe thingy in hand) no lid 

he had calpol on him, on my side of the bed and I could smell it on his breath. Rang DH, couldn't get through because he was at the dr. So I had to send him a message.
DH rang the paediatrician, said come here Asap. DH dashed home picked us all up. We went to the Dr. They panicked a bit and sent us to hospital.
At the children's hospital (DH knew the nice A&E Dr - they went to school together, a nice distraction). Anyway, she reckoned from the amount in the bottle and the fact we had used some DS probably hadn't drunk a poisonous amount.
She would have sent us home but in the end it was decided, better safe than sorry. They sent us up to a ward, they took blood, sent the blood off to the lab.
So we eventually get the result.... They couldn't find paracetamol in his system. So we could come home again. But from 9:30 until about 16:30 that was my day.