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December 2011 - the one where we do the Twist and Shout

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ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 11/05/2014 22:27

New thread.

these babies are nearly two and a half

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hinkyhonk · 01/09/2014 22:28

Oh bugger name tags... Surely he won't lose the new kit on the first day so I've still got a day to see them on....

Figster · 02/09/2014 13:50

Oi love the new sofas though my dh would be going bonkers about the lack of head support there is on them he is strange and has very strong views about the heights on sofas Grin

Question for those of you with children in pre school what do u do with them in the holidays? Take leave/CM dh pushing for ds to start but as he has 2 years until he goes to school am not in any hurry.

Faffin · 02/09/2014 16:39

figgy do you have a particular pre school in mind? The nursery my DC went / go to is a private one rather than one attached to a school so it stays open during school holidays. They offer the 15 free hours too (during term time)

pluCaChange · 02/09/2014 20:14

Congratulations, seven! I love how you hung on to her, or she hung on to you! And she must seem so much more...ripe and squishy, given how much longer she was "browning" - lovely.

Nice ice bucketing, Oi!I thought you were really going to dump the martini over yourself! Wink

NorthernChinchilla, I thougth of you when I saw an ad for a new Poirot book! It's called the Monogram Murders, or something like that. I shall order a copy, and can vet it for you, if you're wary...? Smile

Any decisions yet on number 3, hinkyhonk? If you're still canvassing for opinions, I wouldn't have another. Two is enough for company, and fighting, and just about not too many to overwhelm me when they're both upset. I have two knees in my lap!

Nice that you've got some brooding time in, ChipandSpuds! Smile Though giving up toddler-cosying to your DM also sounds a good idea.

Congrats on the confirmation of your move, mopsytop! Hope you're having a lovely holiday!

By the way, aethel, thank you for your Dr Who discretion! I still haven't seen the first episode (downloaded it before leaving), but you have not spoiled it a bit! unless you're silent in disgust, and it was crap?

Sounds a great holiday, Hop. It's nice to go off grid a bit, and salutary to remind oneself that the littluns don't need screen entertainment. When we were in canada, I caught DD playing with dog-hair fluff on the floor, that's how imaginative THEY can be! disgusting little creatures

Our recent hol was similarly "deprived": no mains electric, just a diesel genny, and the "solar shower" in the garden didn't work, either, so no hot showers until DH and I went off for a few days to a wedding. I hadn't danced at all, let alone like that, for so long! However, that period of relative luxury and soacial stimulation wasn't that much of a compensation, either, as he got so drunk on the first night that he fell asleep on the bathroom floor, then spent most of the next day in bed, until he had to get up for the ceremony, then kept sloping off to chat to other people and leaving me. I did hope the wedding would give us more time together, but apparently not... Sad I know he's stressed about the house (more damp, already-fitted stuff having to be ripped out again), but it would be nice to be in touch a bit more!

BTW, on the journey to the wedding, we found Figgy's spiritual birthplace of, literal translation: figgytown. Perhaps we should plan an age three-and-a-half mass holiday there, or maybe at age nearly-five, to celebrate their going off to school. Wink

Ah, school - hurray!

Aethelfleda · 02/09/2014 21:26

Evening! plu, it was most fun, a total romp, and you'll LOVE episode two....

Watching a weird film called Source Code (directed by Zowie Bowie....) it's all a bit funky sci-fi-groundhog-day-ish... Interesting!......

NorthernChinchilla · 02/09/2014 22:21

Sorry you didn't have a great time Plu, sounds like he was let of the leash from normal responsibilities and went a bit OTT...not uncommon, but I hope he acknowledged it and was apologetic.

Had to go and collect DS from nursery yesterday, from my meeting in London, so massive divert and rushing around...DS loved going on the train though Grin but I have blisters Sad And now work has gone completely through the roof, and so I worked late tonight and will for the rest of the week, and I'm working the next two Saturdays, aaaaargh!

How're you doing seven, and could I possibly request of pic of Elizabeth on MN, when you've got a spare second (I recognise that this will probably be in about 20 years!) so I can coo over her too?

NorthernChinchilla · 02/09/2014 22:25

Oh, and new thread names anyone?

Aethelfleda · 02/09/2014 22:37

Dec 11- "That's mine, this is mine. All these things are mine...." (That's a quote from an old episode of Red Dwarf where The Cat goes around the ship cheerfully claiming that everything Just Is His. Pretty much what DS does.....)

And yes, a for your hubby plu! Hope he is suitably grovelly!

OiMissus · 02/09/2014 23:04

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ShockShockShockShockShock
Pouring Martini over myself, Plu????
Never. Never would I waste martini so!
I have green sofas.
I likes em.
But they'll probably be knackered by the time I do all the other work in the living room for them to really look good!

NC- we're ok. Thanks.
I think I see too much of DH to know if I miss him. We work in the same office, so we see each other all the time. This has probably made it all a bit too easy.
I'm not so scared at nights now. Although Boi still has to sleep with me. (My request, not his! But he won't sleep in his room anymore...Confused Fine by me. For now.)
Dad has had to come around. He missed Boi so much from their hols last week that we had to visit on Saturday, and he had to be civil with me.
Ha!Smile

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 02/09/2014 23:05

DS is fond of wailing at the minute, in an overly dramatic way, when someone does something he wants to. Example; on holiday one of his cousins sat on the bar stool in the kitchen. Cue wail of 'where can I sit? I can't sit anywhere!' Oh, and he can't just say 'mummy?' any more to get my attention. It's 'MUMMY!MUMMY!MUMMY!MUMMY!MUMMY' with no space for me to actually answer.

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pluCaChange · 02/09/2014 23:30

Oi, due to the ice-clinking-into-glass start to the youtube video, I really was convinced the drink was your twist! I was chucking ice diwn my dress to cool off duringthe wedding dancing, so am most blase about the effort involved, so perhaps I ought to sacrifice some alcohol! Or someone should...

pluCaChange · 02/09/2014 23:36

Sorry, I missed a bit because I had to re-post in this PANTS new mobile site.

Not much apology fro. DH about drinking (though he was soundly punished on that cold floor! Grin), but I'm still annoyed he didn't want to spend more time with me.

And thank you for the good DW reviews, aethel!

Mummymummymummy is a nickname here, too!

"Mine" for thread title would be cool, or an Abba riff on "Mummy, Mummy, Mummy"...?

pluCaChange · 02/09/2014 23:46

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy,
It's so sunny
In the dawn-lit world

Hungry, hungry hungry,
In my tummy
Let the bed get cold

Ahaaaaaa
All the things I could do,
If you watch me Mummymummy,
Let the bed get cold!

NorthernChinchilla · 03/09/2014 07:37

Brilliant Plu Grin And yes, do test drive the new Poirot for me!
I always think of this thread as DS is in a total 'me do mineself' mood at the moment.
'What are you doing mamma' is the other main Q now, and exhortions to 'look Mamma look', generally at a snail/bee/other bug....

Figster · 03/09/2014 13:36

New thread time this one has been going since May definitely time for a change we are marching on to them being 3.

Went to put Ds to bed last night and noticed he had hurt his knee he had been bleeding all down his leg, dh remembered that he had fallen over briefly but there had been no sign that he had hurt himself. Of course as soon as ds noticed that he was bleeding he was crying, limping, asking us to carry him, he needed a plaster etc it was like his leg was going to drop off SO dramatic!! even today we had to carry him down the stairs because of his baddy.

Oi must be strange seeing DH all the time do work know you have split?

Yes definitely hope all is well Seven.

My mum has knitted him a postman pat which arrived today he will love him tonight.

mopsytop · 03/09/2014 17:03

We are having lovely relaxing time in France. Minimopsy singing at top of her voice a lot of the time which shows she is content. Majorly early bed (8-8.30) for Mr. Mopsy and myself every night so far working wonders. We were totally exhausted.

Me do it my own self is the catchphrase of the moment here too!

pluCaChange · 03/09/2014 17:04

Sorry, figgy, all I can think of is tge anti-Black Knight: "My arm's off!!" "No, it isn't. 'Tis but a scratch."

We must both be unfeeling bitches... Blush Grin

Figster · 03/09/2014 17:26

With his flair for the dramatics maybe a lucrative career as a premiership footballer is ahead of him Grin

OiMissus · 03/09/2014 18:12

"Stop, mummy, stop! I'm talking!" (Emphasis on the "I") Is the phrase de jour over this way.
France sounds lovely Mopsy!
Only a few people know about the split in the office. It'll get out fairly soon I guess.

NorthernChinchilla · 03/09/2014 19:20

To my amazement, given I was a bit mardy as a kid, and DP remains ridiculously so (I have a rule that unless its changing colour, spurting blood, or dropping off I'm not interested) DS isn't at all. Though he may end up that way, given how DP over reacts to every sniffle and bent fingernail Hmm I love your description figgy, definitely an actor or Jurgen Klinsmann you've got there Grin

MiniM sounds sweet with her singing, seems like she's really taking after you mopsy- we could have a kids' orchestra will our lot (and especially if our tentacled friend were around)...my DS could be the front of house staff!

pluCaChange · 03/09/2014 22:03

I thought "mardy" meant "grumpy"! Is it really more like "moaning about everything" / "malingering"? Shock

BTW, I've pre-ordered the Poirot book!

Faffin · 03/09/2014 23:00

It's DD's first day at school tomorrow! I can't quite believe how quickly the time has gone. I'm really not sure how she'll be when we drop her off. She had been incredibly excited about going to school, but since she finished nursery a couple of weeks ago the reality has hit home and she keeps saying she's really scared, that she doesn't want to go, that she doesn't want to be 4 and wants to be 3 again etc. etc. Better make sure I've got waterproof mascara on I think, it's going to be emotional!

pluCaChange · 04/09/2014 08:17

Good luck, minifaffin! and faffin

NorthernChinchilla · 04/09/2014 08:54

Hope it all goes well faffin, sure she'll settle in. Keep a stiff upper lip at the gates!

Faffin · 04/09/2014 10:13

Phew! She came out of her room this morning singing "I'm going to school" and was all excited again. Went in quite happily, found her seat which is next to the boy who lives next door. It was all very sweet and fortunately no tears from either of us Smile