Eco I'm fine thank you, and celebrated my first day in a month of being able to breathe, clearly, which was yesterday by having a humdinger of a row with DH and heading off for 'a drive'. This was in retaliation for the number of times he has 'gone for a drive', leaving me to do everything at home.
It took me about a mile to realise why I don't as a rule ever go for just a drive... it is boring... so I figured I'd change tack and take a walk. Not deterred by the fact I was wearing high heeled boots, and carrying a ridiculously inappropriate for a hike hand bag I stopped at the nearest footpath sign and headed off across the fields along what looked like a well marked path. Then it turned into a less well marked path. Followed by a deer track. Upon which it degenerated into a rat track through the undergrowth of a random forest.
Some way into this mess I started to wonder what would happen if I a) fell down a bank and broke my arm (not so very unlikely... I have form for this), or b) was murdered (less likely) or c) was abducted by aliens (unlikely) what with no one knowing where I was, and DH thinking I was going for a drive.
However, as you have probably guessed I was victim of none of the above, but instead eventually emerged a tad bedraggled from a ditch onto the path at the local reservoir, looking for all the world like some random who'd had a row with her DH and stormed off. So that was ok then. What was less ok was the hour it took me to get back to the car, but hey ho, at least I could breathe. Made the walk that much easier and DH still thinks I only went for a drive
On the subject of rows, straw pole please. If your DH/DP was to receive a hand made birthday card covered with stickers and shit... well not actual shit obviously.. with a nice twee personal message in it, that was posted from the office, and (this is important) not in the hand writing of the ex-OW who has form for this kind of thing, but someone else... would you think:
a) awwww sweet, and put it on the mantle piece
b) what a lovely corporate gesture. Nice of DH's work to send that.
c) WTAF you scum bag piece of sh*t, and put it on the pile of 'things to have words about when DH gets home'
I think you can guess the route I took 
However, the slightly disturbing thing is, it was actually from DH's work. They do this 
. They have 'colouring in' sessions where everyone from the CEO to the junior tea boy has to make a birthday card for someone. They received an award for being a lovely cuddly firm for this. I'm talking about a professional City firm here, not an arty farty design place. It's even on their website because they're proud of it . I may have been out of the workplace for a while, but seriously odd imo and yes, I got water tight confirmation that this is genuine. I may also be tempted to apply for a job there, just to be on the other side of this and wreck someone else's weekend for a laugh like. Not.
Phew, that was long. I guess I need to vent!
Stormy I don't even know what Game of Thrones is. I appreciate that this is probably because I am old and/or boring. I hope a dutifully contrite pllock appears as promised on time with cap in hand and grovels appropriately. If not kick him. This may no be the approved advice I would normally hand out, but even I have my bad days 
Plonky Aveeno is wonder stuff isn't it! So glad ds's skin is improving. It was the scratching that got me. It's just so sad.
Something when your hair is dyed, spill. Other people's rows are always more interesting than mine!
Everyone else, I have written so much rubbish I can't scroll back any further to name check, so I'll wave instead. Although I do remember a question about my girdle. Sadly it has not yet arrived. When it does I promise I won't post a photo, as it would be a shame to put you guys off your lunch. In the meantime I am making do with the top ten MuTu recommended exercises, which they email you free. I have no idea whether they are making a difference, but they are quite fun.