November 2012 - Diet plans and love bubbles

[StuntNun]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1958191-November-2012-Any-words-yet

Cuddles pass Utter bollocks.

Hugs all round.

Perfect stormy

Hahaha it felt like 3 years!!!

Pass obv hope that P is ok, but aging pussy?? Noooo.

Sounds like a pretty awful night in the quiche world. to PR Pass and VQ among others.

Ah vq thats sucks big time. I'm sorry (and surprised, I thought you'd get it!).

isles Glad M was good at the hairdressers. She did bloody well, I'd be bored out of my mind in a hairdresser for 3 hours! And congrats on the house news. That house is lovely and doesn't look tiny to me.

pass Sorry about poorly P and poorly pussy. Sounds like work sucks arse too, hope you have a better day tomorrow.

Haha kyz DN seems fine thanks. My sis dropped her off to me today for half an hour whilst she ran an errand. Aside from a bit of a snotty nose you wouldn't have known anything was wrong with her.

DD1 was complaining she was under the weather (after being at a playgroup this morning and nursery this afternoon). She had a temp of over 39o. She is never ever ill. I knew she wasn't right as she actually sat still for nearly half an hour after nursery today. That never happens.

pass sorry about puss. That sucks. Am taking the damn dog to the vet tomorrow I think he has eaten too much lego and a shrub from the garden and has been pukey and is off his food. He's drinking and still a thieving bastard so not at death's door but I'd like the vet to have a look at his insides to check there isn't an obstruction. Have been fb chatting with a vet friend in the uk to determine emergencyness or not. He's wagging tail and drinking, as I said. Silly sod I hope he doesn't need to be opened up. Though at least the insurance would finally be good for something. Can you believe I pay higher premiums for him every month than I do for my own life insurance?

PR yes, A's insurance is more than my car!!!! The little shit ate a plant today. Not just any plant, one we've been nursing back to life for 6 months. And he nibbled my tablecloth. Fucker. He's getting caged until he learns to behave. He's never been destructive before now

Thank you ladies.

The work business is complex and upsetting and nothing I ever imagined I would deal with. Much has been drunk I am ashamed to say. After work mind you.

P was lowping the walls by the time I got home at the back of 7. DH administered calpol and apparently she cuddled in and insisted they watch telly for half an hour. It would have been DH's perfect afternoon had he not been out of reach of the remote and forced to watch some silliness. By the time she actually went up the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire her temp was 36.6. Isn't it bizarre how quickly they bounce back

Ageing pussy has prescription cat food (like nutramigen but not free) and special litter to take urine samples tonight. She is back tomorrow to the vet for blood tests. They want to sedate her which worries me. I have no idea how old she

Our cat did a poo in the fish tank gravel that was waiting to be cleaned today. Gross.

Isles on the house! I love that house - I would say small but perfectly formed but it doesn't look small it looks lovely. That bit of the bay is so handy for stuff too.

Argh to destructive dogs - Betsy peeled wallpaper in the kitchen one of the few rooms we hadn't planned on fecking decorating!!! last week. She's been sleeping loose downstairs at night as she's been so good for months but got dumped in her enclosure in the conservatory for an hour to dwell on her crime and touch wood hasn't reoffended. No doubt she'll wait until it's newly decorated....

Pass and PR you both need big cuddles and .

BP J gets eczema when I reintroduce trace dairy into my diet. I wonder if there may be some cross contamination - dairy on a nursery workers hand, F having access to dairy containing foods dropped on the floor underneath the high chairs of other babies? J is a bugger for floor food.

DH is currently planning a trip on the Trans Siberian Express.... can you tell we've been watching that programme on Russia?

Just feed the fish the poo!

They're pretty good on floor food tbh. Think I will have achatthough as her sleep was fab over Christmas but within 2 days of being back, it's been awful. And now the eczema.

How annoying YW - I think pups digress about the 6-8 month mark, so that must be it. He knew instantly he'd fucked up.

Really insignificant rant but I am seriously pissed off with my hair cut. It took so bloody long and cost so bloody much and it's nowhere near the colour I asked for. But I'm too much of a wimp to go back and complain

stormy he is going into adolescence. Good luck.

He is going to the dogs trust if we have another week like this

Yeah. I threaten my mutt with the French rspca on a twice daily basis. But it is worth it in the end.

Well he is now scoffing the pasta he chucked up yesterday so I assume he is feeling better

It's in the garden btw. I don't leave partially digested dog food in the house.

Ugh.

Oh and he just pooed. Except he didn't. He came up to me with a metre long poo trailing out his ass. Which I had to pull out with tissues.

No idea what it was but if ever anyone ever accuses me of dog ownership laxness. I just pulled a very long poo out of his bum.

And some of you were missing me earlier today? Well. That'll learn you.

Boo to not getting job vq but you will be a fab union rep. I can let you practice by coming to my appts at occ health and work with me?!?

Pr so awful to read of your friend :(

Pass you sound in need of the wine so keep drinking and hope things Improve soon

Stormy complain, you paid for something which you haven't received. You'll feel awkward as fuck but they should attempt to rectify it. I've had to go back before as I had illuminous red roots!

I have a new front door, one you can turn the key in and it opens without half an hour of jiggery pokery!! I also have new internal doors downstairs. It's costing a bomb! Downstairs alone we have 7 internal doors couple that with the new front door and you can see where the money is going! We haven't replaced the back door can't afford it even if we wanted to!

PR you have a way with words

Oh pr I missed you. The mental image of you pulling a poo out...hmmmm... .

Assignment submitted. I'm wide wake feeling anxious. Court date today. I don't need to be present so will give a call to the lawyer at lunch time.

vq hugs. But Union rep? You are a genius.
pass and all those with sick babies! hope they are ok.

I'm going to the beautician today for a facial. Way overdue.

Thanks Pennie!

Isles call them in the morning and say you were ok with it last night but now you've seen the colour in daylight it's just not right. I'm sure it happens all the time. In fact I think I've only ever walked out of the hairdresser once or twice in my life thinking 'mmmm she cut that exactly how I wanted'. I usually sit there getting increasingly alarmed at WTF they're doing (but in best of British style never used to say anything, I'm getting better at this now) then hand over tens of pounds through gritted teeth and end up having to go and try to fix it at home! Even when I bring a fecking picture in of what I want!!!!!

Lily good luck for today chick!