Dec 2011: The one where they sit on potatoes. And turn TWO!

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New fred! Roll up roll up, potty adventures and birthdays galore!

Dec '11 - "Why?"
Or
Dec '11 - "Me do it mine self"

Those are the things I hear all the time at the moment! DD moaned to me the other day that DS was just saying why to everything...getting a taste of her own medicine!

Hope things get sorted for you kitten

Sorry to hear of the extended journey home mopsy

Good luck for the interview Mr figgy

I like the " me do it mine self" idea, and "no mummy, go WAY" the best.
BOi often shouts at me "stop singing, mummy! Stop singing! No singing, mummy!" Is that just me?

It's not just you oi, I get told to stop singing too

Me three Oi! 'No singin' mama'

I just get "nooooo Mummy nooooooo" for everything!

When I sing she puts her hands over her ears and runs out of the room screaming :o

DD1 had her two year review today, scored all at the high end of the white area so she's doing well. She's 26lb, measuring around 50th centile for both height and weight.

Boi is 13kg, and still tracking the 75th percentile (steady since birth). No one has ever measured his height.
...I reckon he's about 6ft.

Cripes DS was 33lbs quite a while ago 98th centile weight and height need to measure/weigh again since they didn't bother at 2yr check. Need to take him to dr his constipation is regular and he needs lactulose to go cm texted to say he had an ungodly nappy today.....don't want him getting dependent on laxatives

3 day weekend ahead now .........shame have nothing planned

Do they do these two year checks everywhere? We haven't heard anything... I've no idea how much minim weighs or how tall she is. She was 50th centile all through her first year for weight and the one time she was measured she was also 50th centile for height. When are they supposed to have the next round of immunisation?

Ha! My singing is terrible and yet DS loves it. Grins and gets me to sing more nursery rhymes to him. Just goes to show the little buggers have no taste

mopsy I have no idea either- DS hasn't been weighed or measured since he was 9 months, so I haven't a clue. We've already had to move him up to age 3-4 for most clothes, and will doing the final bits in Feb, so I'm guessing he's just 'big' Ditto no idea on the jabs... aethel, help!!

I'm joining what seems to be a thread theme of crap work travel- took 1hr 20 mins to get home tonight, a distance of all of 3-4 miles, and I had to get off the bus and walk the last mile of the route as traffic was solid..then the 1.5 miles I'd have to do anyway. Still, good exercise

And love the pissed off little German Boba

Cripes northern that really is crap traffic woes

According to the red book (found and dusted off for the assessment) the next immunisations are at 3 yrs 4 months.- diphtheria, tetanus, polio pre school booster, and then the second MMR.

As for "reviews", there are slips in the red book for first review, 6-8 week review, 1 yr (Boi had his at 9 months?) then 2-2.5 yr review, and a 3-5yr. But she said that there wouldn't be any more.
Also, when I mentioned it to the cm, she said that she had to do one at the same time as part of the EYFS. So I'm waiting for her report.

We've got our assessment in a couple of weeks.

Soft play and coffee with the mummies today. Sick of this bastard rain.

Uhoh had to go pick up Minimopsy from nursery. Massive vomiting Poor wee baba. Currently sleeping on my chest. No chance of getting any work done so think I'll watch the latest episode of 'Call the Midwife'...

The sky is faaaaaalling!!!!

Its vile out ds been to dr this morning we now have a cupboard full of movical for him to get him regular, the dr weighed and measured him he was 14.5kg and 91.5cm so half way betweeen 91st and 98th centile perfectly in proportion. he has been swimming and had PIL round to watch him and then came round here for a visit. Rest of the afternoon is for watching monsters inc ds loving it at the. Moment need to get monsters university not seen it yet. Supposed to be weekly shop day but. Not fancying getting out in the weather might have to. Throw dinner together from whatever. Is in the cupboard.

Dh told it will be tuesday until he hears about job now office manager loves him, guy he would be supporting not so Sure, so tuesday he might have the job, might have a different job if the office Manager can swing it or Might have no job. Im not very patient dh even less so going to be a long wait. Until Tuesday.

Poo mini mopsy hope she Better soon.

Hiya.... Sympathies for the awful travel... It's just one of those things that no-one picks to do, but is just how it worls out. DD currently obsessed with "pleyn DAAWW!" (An aeroplane jigsaw from late Great-Granny)
And we're all drip-drying from the school run. DD2 is Peppa Incarnate and loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles...

And fingers crossed figgy for your DH. Anti-puke vibes for minimopsy!

new Fred