Can't chat as MIL is on her way over and I am not dressed. But here's a few little jokes I ripped off from a friend thought up:
I love Jesus. He was born.....I get presents. He died..... I get chocolate.
Save money this Christmas by buying your kids an Easter egg each, and telling them they overslept.
Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year!!!!!!!!
I wanted to Email Santa, but not sure how to start, I'm thinking, Dear Santa I can explain...........
He sees you when your sleeping, He knows when your awake, He knows if youve been bad or good....... sounds like Santa's got Facebook!
I have just been diagnosed with Insomnia.Woo Hooo, one more sleep till Christmas! (that needs to be used earlier than this!)