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Are we all looking forward to David Lammy becoming PM?

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ProudAmberTurtle · 16/04/2026 21:24

There's no way Starmer can survive this latest scandal.

Lord Mandelson failed his security vetting for the US ambassador job, but he still got the post anyway.

Starmer stood up in Parliament last September and insisted "full due process" was followed — three times.

He therefore either misled parliament and has to resign under the Ministerial Code, or his advisors have misled him and parliament, which is likely a criminal matter and suggests a level of almost unbelievable government incompetence or corruption.

What great things are you hoping this country will achieve under PM Lammy?

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Overtheatlantic · 16/04/2026 21:27

Nothing “Great” will ever be achieved if we don’t have a PM for more than 5 minutes. We need stability, especially at this extremely fragile moment in the world.

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/04/2026 21:29

It won’t be Lammy.

He was in charge of the Foreign Office at the time.

If anything he’ll be the one under the bus.

MNLurker1345 · 16/04/2026 21:30

No No No No No No and on and on and on!

Arlanymor · 16/04/2026 21:31

David Lammy who was Foreign Secretary from July 2024 to September 2025, during which time Mandelson was appointed?! Not going to happen.

Gowlett · 16/04/2026 21:31

On the face of it, Starmer is finished.

But “lessons will be learned” maybe?

Depends on how the papers behave…

And they’ll be like a pack of Hyenas!

edwinbear · 16/04/2026 21:31

Lammy was in on it - it’s not going to be him.

ProudAmberTurtle · 16/04/2026 21:33

Political parties often think they're being so clever by getting rid of PMs, and it can be disastrous.

The Tories' decision to get rid of Boris Johnson backfired.

Similarly, Labour's decision to spread fear about Reform only made the Green Party more popular - at Labour's expense.

Reform's desire to destroy the Conservative Party by taking their failed MPs led to ... Reform losing support to the Tories.

But in this case there is zero chance that Starmer will be PM this time next month.

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audhdandme · 16/04/2026 21:33

corruption In the government? Who would have guessed

bunnyvsmonkey · 16/04/2026 21:34

If he did become PM I will be buying a huge box to hoard as many rights in as I can and burying it in the garden.

mellongoose · 16/04/2026 21:35

I suspect Lammy will go before Starmer. Both gone within the week (I hope).

It is simply not true that they didn’t know. If, by some strange twist , they didn’t know, then they are too incompetent to be in position. Hopeless either way.

HappiestSleeping · 16/04/2026 21:35

The problem with politics currently is that there are no natural successors in any party. Labour didn't win the last GE, the Conservatives lost it (rightly so). But that just made Labour, and subsequently Kier, the least worst in that moment.

Arguably, he still is the least worst, despite doing some things particularly badly. One should recognise that he is also doing some things extremely well.

It is a great shame that the Labour Party are so hard up for heavy political hitters. Ditto the Conservatives. We will leave out Farage and his bunch of numpties, ditto the Lib Dems.

I am politically homeless and have been for years.

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/04/2026 21:37

bunnyvsmonkey · 16/04/2026 21:34

If he did become PM I will be buying a huge box to hoard as many rights in as I can and burying it in the garden.

Are you a dinosaur in disguise?

ProudAmberTurtle · 16/04/2026 21:37

Fair enough re the comments about Lammy being at the Foreign Office at the time.

King Charles will have to pick the least incompetent person in the Cabinet to run the country then.

Not an easy decision.

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Arlanymor · 16/04/2026 21:41

ProudAmberTurtle · 16/04/2026 21:37

Fair enough re the comments about Lammy being at the Foreign Office at the time.

King Charles will have to pick the least incompetent person in the Cabinet to run the country then.

Not an easy decision.

He won't pick them though - he takes it under advisement, royal prerogative is essentially in name only.

Tontostitis · 16/04/2026 21:44

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/04/2026 21:29

It won’t be Lammy.

He was in charge of the Foreign Office at the time.

If anything he’ll be the one under the bus.

Dinosaur David can do one

Anewuser · 16/04/2026 21:46

What about Darren Jones for PM?

titchy · 16/04/2026 21:47

ProudAmberTurtle · 16/04/2026 21:37

Fair enough re the comments about Lammy being at the Foreign Office at the time.

King Charles will have to pick the least incompetent person in the Cabinet to run the country then.

Not an easy decision.

Bloody he’ll OP - don’t start yet another anti Labour political threads when you clearly know fuck all about politics.

titchy · 16/04/2026 21:48

Anewuser · 16/04/2026 21:46

What about Darren Jones for PM?

Yeah he’s good. Calm, authoritative and intelligent.

greenteaandlimes · 16/04/2026 21:49

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/04/2026 21:29

It won’t be Lammy.

He was in charge of the Foreign Office at the time.

If anything he’ll be the one under the bus.

Let’s fucking hope it won’t be Lammy 😩

edwinbear · 16/04/2026 21:56

Starmer will hang on until the May elections I expect - then he’ll have to fall on his sword.

Duvetdayneeded · 16/04/2026 21:56

Jeez… one shit show into another….

Riverpaddling · 16/04/2026 21:57

Tontostitis · 16/04/2026 21:44

Dinosaur David can do one

Indeed. And take his man-cervix with him.

edwinbear · 16/04/2026 21:59

I’m not a Labour supporter by any means, but frankly, I’d be delighted with any competent, honest, decent person from any party at all right now.

gamerchick · 16/04/2026 21:59

The last thing we need at the minute is disruption in government. For christs sake, give it a rest for a bit

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/04/2026 22:01

gamerchick · 16/04/2026 21:59

The last thing we need at the minute is disruption in government. For christs sake, give it a rest for a bit

And who has delivered all the disruption?

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