Is Trump dead?

[SummerDaysAreTheBest]

This news is apparently trending…

No

We live in hope.

Wishful thinking

Is there proof of his being alive?

I don't wish him dead but I'd love to see him in prison.

Nah he’ll be golfing.

Same proof of Barack Obama not being born in the United States?

If he is dead I doubt it’ll be for long as he’s a really fast healer you know ..

I actually think the alternative (Vance) is worse.

Same

Absolutely. The guy is insane and would love a chance to have more power. He would probably spontaneously ejaculate at the news Trump was dead.

This. And Trump would become a martyr. No thanks!

I think that’s what’s making people wonder - he’s not golfing and not rage tweeting either.

Maybe he’s tanning

According to my mum he is. I told her she needs to get off Twitter.

If he is, then it’s President Vance. If you think Trump is bad, he will be worse. And without the benefit of laughing at his funny fake tan and hair do.

He has now entered the chrysalis stage and will be revealed in his new form. It will be more beautiful than anything anyone has ever seen. He will be greater and more powerful than anyone has ever been. He will be loved and admired more than anyone has ever been.

Ha! 😆

All the bleach 😆

Why would he be dead though? It’s not exactly common for people even at his age to drop dead from being perfectly healthy. Seems somewhat random

🤣🤣

Yes I saw him in Tesco earlier.

he would resurrect on the third day.

I think if he’d died he would have tweeted about it.