'The offer is open.'
No thanks.
I have visions of you having a pair of handcuffs and a hood to put over my head and then I might be swept away to a communist cell 6 feet underground where a Blairite, with a PPE, would interrogate me for taking the piss out of Blair and supporting Donald J Trump, 45th President of the United States, and a senior Blairite would say to me with a sinister grin
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."
and I would say
"I know. That's why I supported Trump, to save us from that Blairite hell"
I'd say
"I'm sorry, Tone, I love the hand gestures, pure genius, please can I have more spin, Sir, please"
I only wanted to be free, to have free speech, was that too much to ask, Tone? It's England, Tone, not some Stasi socialist dystopia. We love Trump, we love freedom, Tone."
And if I was lucky enough to slip past the Blairite guards on the door, I would make a wild dash for liberty and the Trump rally that I could hear in the distance with a yuuge "Make America Great Again" sign gleaming iover teh horizon and the sound of Trump fans cheering Trump Trump Trump USA USA USA would be music to my ears
and before the Blairite guards and their dogs caught me, I would look towards the heavens and cry
"I am not a prisoner. I am a Trump fan"