You swap personalities with your pet , what's your new personality?

[NewLion]

I now hate other dogs appearing on tv

I now wake everyone up at 5 for my breakfast.Then go back to sleep for a 6 hour nap.

I am a middle aged woman with a 12 year old cat.

We are both highly intolerant of people's shit and we like a good nap.

I don't think anyone would notice if we switched

I'm constantly hungry, greet everyone with a big smile and unbridled joy, and if I don't want to continue walking after I've left my house, I just sit down on the pavement.

I make sure I’ve got food then I ask to be let out. Then I ask to come back in. Then I ask to be let out. Then I ask to come back in. I tear up the stairs and jump onto the post at the top. Then I lay next to the person I love and kick their glasses off

I have a very similar personality to one of my cats, although I might now decide to randomly bite your arm, and I'll be hiding behind the curtains if a stranger comes into the house. Actually, I always want to hide behind the curtains if a stranger comes into the house, but I force myself not to 😆

I bite and shake the sleeve of the person feeding me if they don't do it fast enough. I momentarily fail to recognise members of my household and freak out when I see them. I knock stuff on the floor deliberately to get attention. Basically I'm really quite stupid and a bit of a dick. Luckily I'm also very cute and affectionate!

The highlight of my day is when my daddy comes home from work and I rush around like a mad thing trying to find an appropriate toy to bring him as a present whilst letting out excited whining and shaking my arse 😅

Oh, and if I need to go to the doctors, my husband will have to chase me all round the house first!

I would be a beautiful sweet girl, utterly devoted to my human mummy. Little bit wonky after a serious illness a few months ago but still fabulous.
A little lacking in sense of humour and cross about not being let outside.

I spit and hiss when my food is put in front of me, granted I had a bad start in life…

I randomly cry for food then don't eat it.

I would be serious and massively in love with my mum, and show my butthole to anyone who would look at it. I would loathe other cats and hide behind the hebes to jump out at the unsuspecting cat from next door.

I’m a dickhead who does whatever I want. Unless there is food involved, is there food? Do you have food? Can I have that? What do you mean I’ve just had dinner? That was hours ago, yes I know it looks like only 5 minutes on the clock, but it’s wrong. I’m starving. I know you have food, I’m just going to stare at you until you give it to me.

Golden retriever? 😆

Sleep all day, up in the night.
Very picky eater and not a great appetite.

And lots of people dislike me for no reason.

I'd have a voice like a fog horn and an opinion, that absolutely must be voiced, on every thing

turns out, I'm just the human equivalent of my jack Russell.

I have two brain cells and they are both competing for second place.

How did you guess 😂😂😂

Greedy, plump, and with a magnificent rear end...

I would be shouting every time my children went to bed and crying for them to come back downstairs!

I would also hate cats

I’m very pretty and pretend that I’m not very clever but I get whatever I want.
And I occasionally poo somewhere inappropriate in the house just for the lols.

I’m an angry little old man, who shags one particular bed with dedicated ferocity. All the more impressive since I had my nads off more than a decade ago….
I actually really love my mum and dad and most people, but I need to prove my manhood by biting the ankles of all new people who walk into the house. Even though I have only 2 teeth left. Once I’ve “bitten” them, I want to sit on their lap and I get really pissed off if they won’t let me. I’m strange 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am quite aloof; the only people I get excited by are my ‘mum’ and ‘dad’.

People expect that I am friendly, but while I won’t react, I prefer that you keep your distance am very independent.
I demand food. A lot. I expect my ‘mum’ to sit beside me whenever I wish.
I adore water.
I ambush male dogs, wave my ass at them, then walk away. They are not the right male for me ( he died 😢 and I am not over it )
I am actually a princess.

I constantly want food that I nibble at but don’t fully eat, then complain til fresh is put out, and rinse and repeat. I like to be warm and lie in the sun whenever possible. I’m very friendly and will sit on anyone. I’ll also roam from house to house adopting whoever looks at me.

I’m a Tasmanian devil on crack