You swap personalities with your pet , what's your new personality?

[NewLion]

I now hate other dogs appearing on tv

Same. Both of us are grumpy old women with no patience for other people's nonsense.

I NEED to go outside for 2 mins then I NEED to come back in, several times an hour. Although I have my own little door that I am perfectly capable of operating, it's imperative that my human proves her love and devotion by operating the big door and saving me the effort. This is very important.

Other than my cat being 8, this ☝️

I steal everyone’s shoes when they are distracted then walk away with them proudly as I really want them to chase me. I want my dinner earlier and earlier every day because I may be hungry and it’s worth a try. I steal socks from the washing every day because I can. I chase next doors dog up and down the fence barking excitedly but if the dog appears on my walk I try and hide. I think the neighbours may think I’m a bit noisy but I don’t care.

I can't really be bothered to go out but when one of my humans makes me I quite enjoy it, sniffing etc, and I want to go up the road to where the two sexy collie boys live to see if they're about. But not if there's wind. Wind is scary and when I hear it ripping through the trees I refuse to go any further. Also I won't go out in the rain, even though I'm supposed to be a toughie. I like sleeping next to Dad and I push Mum away if she's there.

I wait until dp has scrubbed the toilet and then settle in for a long pooing session.

Terrified of everything, obsessed with food and built like a fat brick with small head & little legs.

I would quite happily have a ball in my mouth at all times.

I tip things off horizontal surfaces at 2 am. Also, the couch is mine and mine alone.

Well for a start I’m much better than everyone else because I’m awesome. I’m confident, smart, authoritative and just overall top dog. If I was American I’d be a movie star and of course I’d be amazing at it. When I meet you, if you are of my kind, I’ll probably ignore you or I might briefly check you out if I can be bothered. If you check me out though I’ll tell you to eff off. That is because you are at best shit on my shoe. However if I meet one of the two legged kind that’s totally different. I love em, they are almost as awesome as me. Hanging out with them is a lot of fun and they really are almost on my level. They have many talents that include rustling up a good meal and giving a pretty decent massage, arranging fun excursions. Sadly though, they are a bit thick when it comes to communication. I stare really hard and use my powers of telepathy, which as you’d expect are excellent, but honestly, it’s takes them so long sometimes to cotton on. Staring…no not a biscuit….although I’ll take it…staring…no not a game of tuggy….staring….no not a head scratch…staring…ffs come on…staring…YES FINALLY THE PARK YOU MUPPET! Still they mean well.

We are already uncannily similar so there would be little change.

Both short and squat whose entire existence revolves around food.

I am chipper, demanding and dim yet possess no short amount of self-esteem.

I am fairly useless at most things but will always look inexplicably proud of myself and enter every room with a cocksure "I have arrived!" attitude.

If you have stuff - important stuff - I will sit on it. I don't care if it hurts, I will look you in the eye and sit on it.

I now square up to anybody that I see in the street

I expect food every time people pass by my house. I vocalise heavily when anyone moves any plastic in my vicinity. I’m incredibly greedy and fat but live on a diet of brown lumps, raw vegetables and dried grass. I go bonkers for parsley. I’m totally paranoid and believe everyone is liable to kill me if they move too fast. I like to put my housemate in place by walking along swaying my round arse. If that doesn’t work I mount her.

I’d say you are a springer spaniel!

Because I’m used to getting my breakfast at 6am on a weekday, I’d spend my weekend mornings crying and hitting my mummy human (who is also my favourite human in the world, closely followed by Grandad) with my paws to get her up. I’d then race downstairs and nearly fall over my own paws, go in the garden, have breakfast, then go back to bed for a few hours. If anyone knocks at the door, I would bark like a Rottweiler, but if they come in the house, I will wag my tail and sniff them - unless they are male or wearing a high-vis jacket, I don’t like them. I’ll spend the next 6 hours asking to be out, then wanting to be in, then asking to be out, then wanting to be in. When daddy comes home I’ll wag my tail, then once his shoes are off I’ll pinch one and parade around the front room with it until he takes it off me.

I am basically James Bond.

I’m an alpha male and all the ladies love me. In fact the whole world loves me cos I am the floofiest boy in the neighbourhood. I have a mission to rid the world of cats and motorbikes and I will complete it one woof at a time. I defend my pad from all comers. I am very clever, brave and good looking but a bit of a maverick and a cad. I do not play by the rules. Obedience is not my thing but I am very loyal.

I ask adults for food constantly. When they prepare my regular meals, I look disgusted at them and refuse to eat it.
I lounge about all day, then come alive at night. I pretend I’m disabled and can’t jump or climb. I ever sometimes limp for sympathy. I’ve had my family make adaptations to the garden for me. Then when they buy fancy garden decorations and spend time and effort fitting these lovely decorations in places which ‘I can’t teach’ then and only then, do my disabilities disappear. I reck ever single one of them by magically climbing up and ripping them all down.

I am majorly suspicious of people I don’t know, judgey you might say….. Oh, wait, not that different after all!

Do we have the same dog?

I chase deer now

I am middle aged and a bit perplexed as I've been dropped off by my parents in a strangers house with all my stuff. Well, I did meet them once before. I've a funny feeling my mum and dad are going on a city break tomorrow without me....

@Merryandbrightdelight - actually a golden retriever- but a working variety so much v lively (and high maintenance).

Guilty 😂

”FOOO FOOD I smell FOOD!! ooh a crumb dropped. Oh no mum tripped while I was getting ithe crumb she’s so clumsy. What’s that noise?!!! I’d better shout loudly incase we are about to be murdered. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF. I’ll slam myself against the door too to be on the safe side. Oh it’s just dad. Wait dad has jeans on it must be walk time. Yay!! I’ll just throw my self aggressively at him incase he doesn’t realise. FOOD I smell FOOD………

Hahaha my lab sometimes walks into lampposts