You swap personalities with your pet , what's your new personality?

[NewLion]

I now hate other dogs appearing on tv

I sleep. A lot - during the day as well as at night. Then I have periods of intense activity which irritate everyone around me. And I’m obsessed with food. Oh - hang on - this was supposed to be about the cat …

I'm indoors and an adorable softy and incredibly loyal. I eat 2 meals a day and sleep well.
I'm outdoors and change personality.
I run after the ball and then turn round and charge towards you. I profusely apologise for taking you off your feet and breaking your wrist and leg. I didn't know you had mild osteoporosis but I will lick you better and never leave your side.

I am a demanding princess who squawks loudly if I don't get my own way. I spend my days either sat on my perch in the window watching the world go by, or foraging to find what little treats have been hidden around for me to find and eat. I also love to sit on someone's shoulder to get my head scratched.

I’m totally self-absorbed, only show affection in order to get what I want, but everyone around me adores me anyway! 😼

I’m up all night screaming at the windows in an attempt to defend my home from deer and rabbits

I am so happy about everything in life and genuinely believe the world revolves around me.
I am convinced that everyone wants to say hello to me when I’m out and about, that all food is destined to enter my mouth at some point, and I don’t think it is unreasonable that when I demand a belly rub, I should get one within 4seconds or less.

The neighbours think they are feeding hedgehogs, but they are actually feeding me. I intensely dislike my husband, although he has never done a thing wrong to me. Once, when he came out of the shower naked, I leapt up and scratched him on his testicles. I dream of doing it again.

😆

I’m an entitled 35 year old man.

On Sundays, I enjoy licking my arsehole in full view of the dining table during the rest of the family’s roast dinner. I do this every Sunday, without fail, until they cave and feed me whichever delicious meat they’re eating. My favourite is chicken. It tastes nicer than my arsehole.

I'm a manipulative psychopath. Love bombing, breadcrumbing and sometimes I get physical and lash out. I will give you the silent treatment for no reason at all but when your friends come round I'll suddenly be the life and soul of the party and flirt with all your mates. Your parents think I'm amazing. I spy on you in the bathroom.

Nope, not doing it.

I can’t be doing with the crying when DH goes to the bins… as for sitting outside the toilet looking sad and excluded when he’s in there…!

I’m talkative and loving, but behind that handsome exterior is the beating heart of a murderer. I love raw meat and eat every bit of the carcass except tails. I sometimes damage furniture.

Chronic people pleaser who’s thick as pig shit but very pretty. Yay(!)

I take my home security responsibilities very seriously and I respond immediately and with extreme prejudice to intruders. At least I would if I wasn’t confined to barracks, but I sound the alarm and ensure that intruders know I am on the alert.
I am not too happy with people walking by the gates either, as I own the road and immediate environment. I also own the riverbank and surrounding fields but I permit others to use the amenities, whilst keeping a stern eye on them, in case they are wrong'uns.
My people are my passion and I like to lean on them and gaze happily into their faces. They re a bit thick sometimes, so I have to speak to them, or if that doesn't work, take them gently by the hand or sleeve and show them what I want. But they are good souls on the whole, plenty of food and games and walks.
Plus they are discreet don’t disclose that when I was young, I was quite nervous and terrified of clip clops, huge noisy machinery and hedgehogs. All that is behind me now, of course (averts eyes, thinking about hedgehogs)
I have been described as suspicious, but I'm just watchful, and it is my duty to check out anything new in the environment, in case it poses a threat.
I'm very partial to some fresh horse poo now and again and enjoy a good muddy wallow in the ditch.
I've been told I am pretty, but I'm really a bit of a tomboy.

I'm near to Newquay too and I would behave exactly like this! Except I sometimes let out a little wee..

I am serial licker, especially after licking my butt. I love my ball and am not that crazy about snacks.

TBH I don't think my personality would change much. Pet is a tortoiseshell cat - feisty, but also lazy and greedy 😆

Oh God, I am now one of those people who gets up promptly and gets straight out and doing things. Someone who hates not being busy and having work to do, and dislikes sitting still. No more lie in, no lazy slobbing days.

I'm a bit nosey, an intolerant neighbour and very very bossy.

On the plus side stress and anxiety now puts me off my food and I lose weight easily. I'm a hardworker who learns quickly.

Well we are two slightly crabbit hags who are a bit frayed round the edges who like to nap, enjoy very nice food the more expensive the better and find leaping about a bit harder. We both like taunting DH and neither of us like dogs, so exactly the same except I do not piss on carrier bags if they are left on the floor.

One change I've thought of - I would suddenly be massively into bird watching.

I'm really fast at running. Obsessed with a tennis ball..watch TV, go mad at the EE and P and O adverts.. I am nosy, the living room window sill is the perfect height for my paws.. I only look, I don't bark..I'm very nervous of other dogs, since I got chased by 2 big cana Corsa recently..I freak out at the noise of a hair dryer,hate my hair being brushed..I'm scared of the Dyson hand held, but will happily go for the shark wand..I love the dgs, but am nervous of the gd.
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Giggorata's other dog:
I am quite proud of my abilities at work; there are few to rival me in the field, whether locating or retrieving game. And it is the absolute best thing! I practise every day, with my favourite find the biscuits game, such fun.
I'm devoted to my family and a little reserved with outsiders. I don't like the way they try and touch me, it's impertinent and a little alarming.
I'm told that my father is a famous champion and that I am a beautiful girl. I've always felt a little more refined than some of my contemporaries. For example, I've never bitten anyone in my life, although I do touch my humans with my teeth sometimes, just in play. I don't gobble my food as most of my kind do, and I've always really liked the smell of wine. I just wish I was allowed to have some, (but I do have the occasional crafty taste when no one is looking.)
I own a number of toys, which I like to carry about and play fetch with, but I'm not a chewer, it's just not in me. However, I do sometimes fancy a little bit off the woodpile, but they always seem to know I've got some, can't imagine how, and then they take it away, the rotters.

dog 1 swap - an actual terrorist, would keep bombing Iran while licking the carpet

dog 2 - stare out window, chunter at everything

dog 3 - no one would notice. Elderly lady dog, contained, hungry, with a beard

I knew you would be a golden retriever before you even said to another poster 😂

The real question is though...do you relinquish said toy, or do you force a game of tug of war until daddy has to flee to a safe space to catch his breath

I am now a poodle.
I still have ADHD.