You swap personalities with your pet , what's your new personality?

[NewLion]

I now hate other dogs appearing on tv

I’m a grumpy old man who can’t shut up. He’s a grumpy old woman who can’t shut up.

I’m an attention seeking narcissist with sudden mood swings.

I think it’s a good idea to bring inside small creatures that I’ve killed outside. Sometimes they are still alive when I bring them in so that I can chase them. This is especially entertaining at 3 a.m.

In the winter months I will want to warm up in the night by being super cuddly and snuggly with a person in their bed but only for as long as it suits me ( wait . . .this part is the same before and after the personality swap 😆)

I now benefit from private health care, a personal cook, a life of laziness and I can get away with farting in people’s faces.,

I would be highly independent, refuse to follow instructions but rather use them as a guide to be considered.
I love my hooman family and friends, I have a small circle of good friends but can be a twat to others like me.
pets like their owners much

I go out into the garden and shout at my neighbours, the cats, the birds, the wind, and my own reflection in the window of the outhouse.

I sometimes eat too fast and then silently puke on the carpet.

I watch nature programmes with my face pressed up to the TV. Extra special head cocks if the animals make noises.

I will steal your socks off your feet then run off with them…chase me, chase me. 😝

A fluffy diva with a foot fetish. Need treats constantly and if I don't fancy licking my butt I will use the ample supply of flooring toilet paper laid just for me.

Sulking cos I didn’t eat all of my food and now my idiot dog sister has eaten it instead. Might sit by the door miaowing to be let out only to change my mind as soon as it’s opened. Might eventually decide to go outside for a bit and then stand scratching the door to come back in. Maybe I will maybe I won’t who knows 😼 after that the only thing to do is lay on a bed or windowsill and sleep for the next how ever many hours

🐶 gobble my food down as fast as I can and if I’m really lucky my Cat Sister will have left hers so I’m eating that too. Go for a walk and eat as many dropped tissues I can find (the mankier the better) paper cardboard food. If it’s there I’m having it. Bark excessively at anyone who dares look at me or speak to me. Sometimes I’ll go up to someone and sniff their hand and bark at them for no reason. I also have zero road sense which means I spend half my time getting pulled back oh and no get down surely means yes carry on doesn’t it 😂

Or, to put it another way, "What is your pet's personality?"

Typical cat, really: sometimes affectionate, sometimes aloof.

I’m always starving. I sleep all day and all night. I scratch the carpets constantly. I leave hair everywhere . I hate being alone and fireworks. I get excited by birds but can’t be bothered to try and catch them.

Aloof, disgusted by everyone in this house. Uninterested and cannot be fucked with anyone or anything.
Except maybe the adult female, for some reason, her lack of interest in animals attracts me to her.
She doesn’t bother with me, not interested in me being around so doesn’t “love” me like the rest of the bloody humans in this house, cuddling, fussing, feeding and giving me loads of attention.

She just gets on with her thing, so I sit on her, near her, around her and follow her room to room. This forces a stroke or a kind word… I think she secretly loves me in her own way, but she is my favourite person.

I have lovely shiny hair and long legs but my teeth aren't great. I always want my dinner but then generally turn my nose up at it, I love to eat snacks, treats and things that builders throw out of their vans. I don't mind going for a walk but not if it's rainy, looks like it has rained or it might rain in the next few hours. I see nothing wrong with pooing on the bathroom floor if any of the concerns about rain apply. Lying on the sofa is my favourite activity but interspersed with shouting and swearing at a anybody that comes to the door or looks like they might.

Exactly this

I've got thick shiny ginger and white hair that I spend a lot of time keeping in good shape. I can hear the fridge opening from about a mile away. Between meals I like to snack on small rodents but I'm fussy about spleens. I suck my own nipples. 😳