A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Following in the footsteps of abit and alot, I've seen aswell on a thread this morning

“The cat’s collar’s too tight. He can’t breath”

Could be worse!

Someone has had the gaul

Asterix?

They're allover (!) the place: inbetween, infront, eachother, awhile, apart, afew.

I did a bad thing today and read a Metro article about Rory Stewart's odd behaviour on Newsnight. Apparently, "Stewart verociously swivelled his chair". Voraciously, veraciously, ferociously...? Who the hell knows!

Although I would imagine some of those can be put down to sausage fingers typing unchecked on a mobile phone?

But surely autocorrect would step in?

"I am an experienced teacher so I’m not phased by this however..."

Not everyone uses autocorrect, and anyway, autocorrect is not a guarantee that what is typed is correct.

Does the general pubic use autocorrect?

If I trusted autocorrect my posts would be nonsensical. (Trusted was changed to trysted just then)

Seen online: “I have excepted the fact that she's not coming back”

Seen on a thread, ‘politely snobbing someone.’

That’s an excellent typo!

I didn't realise it was a typo (snubbing presumably) but think it's a wonderful phrase for outwardly polite but sneery remarks.

Another fine typo 'shoot protesters as a detergent '

That’ll learn them

Clean ‘em up

I thought it was auto-correcting 'politely knobbing someone' which is an intriguing image to muse over...

On a MN thread this morning "by enlarge" (for "by and large").

On a thread about Viagra, was it, @AppleButterGutter?

😲

I saw a post yesterday mentioning an 'unsuite' as in bathroom.

Perhaps they were having the en suite ripped out