A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

This was a new one for me.
and because they escalated to extream violence

The ‘hotel designers’ thread (which I otherwise commend to this house for detailing crimes worse than SPAG) has ‘buy Yegods’ in the OP. I assume it was meant to read but and/or by ye gods. Probably some mix of typo and autocorrect but how did ye gods end up as one proper noun?

I've just seen "Do not panda to him".
Yep, those pesky Chinese bear things...

@FuzzyPuffling

You beat me to it!

On another thread today:

"We were walking past this cool bar and there were a dussin people standing around and a speaker in front of them".

I presume she means 'dozen'...

Hair brained (a hairy brain?).

As mad as a march hair?

Can the hair brains be found near the fine toothcombs?

This one really annoys me....i find myself squawking "Fine- toothed combs!" at the tv subtitles quite often.

I’ve just been on a law thread and have seen people with “none law degrees” and people at the top of the recruitment tree advocating bypassing a degree “all together”

Who remembers the fairytale character Goldie Locks?

‘None’ is being used far too frequently when the writer means ‘non’ or maybe they don’t realise that they’re two separate words with different meanings?

Was that the one who encountered three bares?

I believe it was @Jaichangecentfoisdenom

‘feint hearted’ 🙂

A dussin people. I’ve never seen dozen spelt any other way than the correct way.

I'm fed up with "reign it in".

Speaking of reigning, it's Philip and Anne.

It's not as if people have never seen them in print, and the 'e' on the end of Anne is noticeable enough.

It's getting to the point where I'm seeing Phillip so often I'm actually pleasantly surprised when someone gets it right.

@AlexandraCarrington , also Meghan not Megan.

Yes that too. Although I don't see it as frequently as Phillip.

Remarkable that they were correctly standing rather than the more typical "stood".

From an ongoing thread, “the one criteria”.

Something else i see quite often is ‘any more’ confused with ‘anymore’

Breathe taking !

According to a poster Norwich Castle looks like a wear house.