A Viscous Attack #4

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Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Ring, rang, bring, brang.
I remember the logical phrase construction phase too. Approx age 3.

We're bilingual so getting the gender was curious.
The logic of the first language grammar was applied to the second language.
When speaking the second language, any missing vocab was borrowed from the first.

My daughter used to say "I am x, amn't I?" which is perfectly logical but wrong.

She also now says "whose turn is it to bring the children to bed?" which grates a little (to me), but tbf she has lived abroad for almost 15 years and it is the literal translation of her second language so I just shout "it's take!" let it go.

A friend of mine in primary school used to say ‘thrun’ as the past tense of throw. I suppose it was a weird pronunciation of thrown but no one else I’ve ever come across has pronounced it that way.

My Northumbrian mum used to say 'amn't I'. It's dialect. I think it's still in use in some parts of Scotland, but I could be wrong.

Edited for typo

Just read a post where the poster says that a guy is a cereal cheat. Does he steal someone’s cornflakes?

No it was Cheerios.

My mum used to say amn’t - she was South African. It seemed logical to me as it is a contraction of am not, similar to haven’t for have not, or can’t for can not.

He’ll be doing porridge if he gets caught.

@MagpiePi That's very witty!!

And if it's not abbreviated, one can use "am" in the negative

"I'm correct, am I not? "

@LeftBoobGoneRogue @AlbieJiggered and @MagpiePi 👏👏👏🤣

Well done ladies ❤️ My offering: maybe he returns the empty cereal box to the cupboard…

I just came across a nice example of the fairly uncommon “it’s a mute point” on another thread. Not seen one for ages!

Saw a post earlier about sewing the seeds of doubt.

Someone’s been tempting fait this morning.

Even the headings-can’t be arse.

Yes I saw that one. 🪡

Just read a thread about food shopping. Someone posted that the ready meals from Charlie BingBong are quite nice. Excellent autocorrect!

I'd be tempted to buy a Charlie Bingbong.

😂😂😂 I’m cracking up

“ Didn’t want the area turned into a goulash attraction “ Don’t get into a stew about it!

You ain’t been brung up proper, then!

An interesting one on a thread to do with workplace banter, and I quote exactly -

"Hay its bance"

Took me a while as it's a hideous word I seldom use, but I presume they mean "bants". Quite an achievement to get all three words wrong, as well!

Luck of the drawer- on MN today

Saw "it's so waist full" somewhere yesterday.