A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Certainly describes my waist accurately!

That's for when you are looking for that 'might be handy' item in the drawer of doom.

There's a tagline on offer on my local freebie site. It's chipped but otherwiselooks nice.

Love “luck of the drawer”. The amount of times I’ve been lucky looking for random items x

Arghh!

Sole-destroying 🤣

Also, "tow" the line, although that one's a little more forgivable.

Do NOT get me started on bring and take!!! You can only bring something if you the speaker are located in the place where said item will be brought.

"I'm already at the hotel. Can you bring a spare charger with you?"
"Let's make sure to take a spare charger to the hotel."

IT'S REALLY NOT SODDING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherrards!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CrazyMidget , are you feeling ok? 😆😆😆

A letter I read in work today mentioned someone's "lively hood" being jeopardised.

I had a vision of something like this-

That’s a lively hood if ever I saw one.

See also bought/brought, and lend/borrow.

I was genuinely gobsmacked to see "brang" used in a thread the other day. I didn't think anyone over the age of about six used that unironically.

Seen on Reddit: “it is a miss and hit situation”

It's the "Bayeux" tapestry, as written in the thread title, not some supposedly Frenchified version thereof. FFS.

Isn't it the 'Bye you' tapestry?

From the current Big Brother House “there is a high arky in here. I’m at the bottom like a tag pole”

I don't watch BB. How are you seeing this written down?

I’m not. It’s what they’re saying so it’s not quite the same but still incorrect

Seen on MN today “ Taught manors” How grand!

I have no manors.

Phad was gone a week later

Fad.

Not really a spelling error, but I find it amusing when 'bingeing' is written as 'binging'. Neither is wrong ('binging' is the American preference and 'bingeing' the UK), but 'binging' makes me imagine someone saying 'Bing! Bing! Bing!' like an electronic doorbell rather than watching multiple episodes of a TV series in one go.

Binging is when you listen to White Christmas on repeat or eat too many Charlie Bingbong ready meals.

Chapeau!