A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

There's a woman just posted that something would be her absolute "phantasy". I thought it was a typo, but she repeated it! I rather like that spelling, actually!

@Cathandkin phantastic 🤣

Not phased by her phantasy then

@Cathandkin our local chippie is called the ‘Phat Fryer’ but that’s ‘hip-hop’ originated

Someone wrote on an online review I read recently that the state of toilets was not exceptable

@jjeoreo Almost like a mash-up of acceptable and exceptional.

Yes! Phat is good 👍. Great name for a chippy.

@Cathandkin and he is a ‘cuddly’ gentleman ❤️

Teenaged.
Is it a verb now?
Help! I've been teenaged.

would that be a Portman Toe

😂

I’ve seen it before but a hairdresser on Instagram showing an end result with ‘waa la!’

Yes that’s it. A Portman Toe 😂😂😂

That’s so bad isn’t it. I’ve seen “wallah”. No, I have

If I see etc. written as ect. once more I shall scream!

That's so annoying.

I love this corner it makes me smile 😀 and also pay attention and check things

😂

I just saw a large advert in here , saying AI can help with your Grammar and spelling mistakes.

Well, I'd just like to say that we defiantly don't kneed them in heir.

Just seen on another thread: someone accepted some “handy downs”. Truly

Or hear.

Great one one the child's pyjama thread. The shorts are at risk of "showing his gentiles"
Is that connected to "giving someone their Jew" (qv)?

Jesus Wept. One of the first rules of journalism -- get the bloody name right!

I’m lol. Ha ha ha.

You'd think. Those rolling tape things often contain typos and grammatical errors, though. I wonder if someone just types them quickly as the news comes in.