A Viscous attack # 2

[Catpiece]

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

@paulb2017 I’m going to let the cab company have that one as it could actually be a clever play on words x

Same here, @Catpiece .

@AsanteSanasurely it was a carnivorous forest?

Another interesting one spotted today on a current thread, “bomb boarding” someone with messages. I actually quite like it, oddly.

On a thread this morning 'praps he meant something different'

Yes, that's a strong metaphor.

I think that counts as dialect usage. I had a friend who went to teach English as a second language in Sweden, and met, to her interest, the equivalent in Swedish. It occurs in Wind in the Willows when Badger says he'll "learn them weasels and stoats".

I've posted this before, but it's my favourite.
I got an email complaining about someone, but with this phrase - "but give her a jew....."

If you drop the Ltd the sentence could be a news headline ,
Stone affects paving supplies, a vandal has left a large stone on this paving companies loading bay so they are temporarily unable to supply their customers.

One that I have seen on mn frequently is 'recommend me a book / dress / sofa'
No , I am not going to recommend you to a book , the book can go out and find its own reader.

Shylock perhaps?

I think that counts as dialect usage. I don't.

Oh my god 😱!

Saw a thread today where someone was saying she hadn’t bomb boarded anyone 😆

Just seen a PP having baked potato’s and spaghetti bolognaise for dinner this week.

’I’ve just seen ‘fallen fowl’ on a thread…

🦆

“The kids live with their retrospective dads”

Wrong but also sort of right

@TheaBrandt1 Indeed 😂 It’s actually quite an art to get that so wrong but so spectacularly…right

Just seen this one, not for the first time, on social media. "A fine toothcomb". Who combs their fucking teeth?!

I have just seen 'Shes especially fond of you gest's pillow.' in a thread today.

@MagpiePi I am purr plecks at that one - sorry 🤣

@MagpiePi as in ‘guest’ ? Is my guesst

@CalzoneOnLegs
I assume it is supposed to read 'She's fond of, you guessed's, pillow'. It was in a post talking about a cat, the 'she' in the sentence, and a child, the 'you guessed', in the sentence.

I’ve always loved the “fineTOOTH comb” error. There is a road called Bronze Age Way. Often it’s said as Bronze AGE Way.

I overheard DS when he was a teenager saying into his phone "Define hedonistic". The phone said back at him "Define head-on-a-stick" :)

😂