A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

I've just seen this on another thread:
"I think Alice was just taken aback at Christ showing her his profile
Jesus!"
(from a The Archers thread, referring to Chris showing his ex-wife his OLD profile)

Someone’s husband has always put her on a peddle stall.

Cos, coz or cause for because.

I don't mind cos but cuz is hideous.

Aww irritates me.

Poster living in a terest house...

A poster’s breathing problems being exasperated by the cold weather.

I just came here to see if that had been picked up.

I came here to say that! I've never seen or heard that one before.

Many years ago I used to go for lunch in a café near where I worked. My friend and I used to have a full English breakfast. The lady used to bring us "Two breakfasses".

People who qué up outside shops on Boxing Day.

Is it only Spanish people doing ‘what’?

¿Que?

‘I was taken back’. Have just seen this for the eleventy billionth time. Grrr.

@Funnywonder Oh yes, they’re all being “taken back” to who knows where x

Are you involved in boarder policing?
As seen on a thread this morning.

No but my garden has flower boarders.

Boarder policing? As in policing lodgers?

Definitely not policing lodgers.

I have had acupuncture curtsey of the NHS.

“Aaah, my liege” (sweeping low courtesy)

Should that be a bow? Or perhaps, a bough?
At least you’re being polite!

Yes, a bow I think x

Just seen “Can you cute your size?” A discussion on Vinted sizing.

I can’t work out what this is supposed to mean.

Quote? Cut out (referring to size label)?

Other than that, I've got nothing.