A Viscous attack # 2

[Catpiece]

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

Saw this and it amused me:
'i love the outside but the inside is lined with some sort of shiny fabric that Russell's about '

Is there a separate thread for malaphors? I’ve just seen ‘the world’s your lobster’ on another thread

@Borgonzola , that is an old joke from a tv sit-com.

He’s a gormless looking young man, who needs to get a proper career and earn some respect instead of dabbling with cookery, photography etc. and making a laugh stock of himself. He looks rid with his hat on back to front. It’s nit easy when your parents are famous and the spotlight is on you all the time, brt he needs to get out of the media circuit and do something be proud of. He’s had access to the best of education, and he needs to train for a worthwhile career in the things he likes doing, instead of expecting Daddy to shore him up.

Or even RUE the day…

Isn’t it? It’s wrong to say “ I seen” but ”just seen” is short for “ I have just seen” imo.

He’s a gormless looking young man, ... I agree. (I don't think his father looks intellectual but he is easy on the eye.)

Sorry for the mistakes, due to post Christmas fudge brain!
I meant ridiculous and not easy, obviously.

Just seen on local FB group. Can someone please recommend a cordless vacuum as theirs. though expensive, cuts out after 10 minutes and
in a fit of peak
the poster has thrown it away. From the top of a mountain, one assumes.

A poster explained she bought horderves for Christmas

Let’s keep the fo parrs coming into the New Year everyone x

@Catpiece I have seen ‘Lardy Daaaaarrrr’ and it was also completely out of context 😅

Unrelated but asking fellow pedants because you're here,
how many living parents does an orphan have?

@PendantScorner i say zero but I know it’s a trick !

Thanks. I'd say zero too but someone on another thread is saying one.
I have one living parent and I'm not an orphan.

@PendantScorner aaaah I see now, sorry I thought this was one of those cracker riddle questions

so….I say no parents

sorry for being slow 🫢

You're not slow.

Some thirniture for sale on a local Facebook page. I shit you not x

Fabulous! That’s right up there with “wallah” x

That’s like a lisp being spelled

ive seen Wallah mentioned before but I don’t understand it !

Thirniture?

I’m assuming the seller means furniture but has never seen the word written. Wallah is what some folks mistake for voila!

@Catpiece that is superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s akin to fingernails down a blackboard. 😬😬

Oops - wrong thread😬