A Viscous attack # 2

[Catpiece]

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

@ Gardener, All I can say is I absolutely tried my upmost to be a good parent.

Another one today.

Local FB page: anyone who can take in woshing and ironing?

Let’s not forget that those in the bottom centipede pay a higher proportion of taxes relative to their income

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Lower centipede?! What on earth was the writer trying to say??

Centile?
Percentage?

Neither of which really makes sense in the context.

Just seen somebody accused of being 'tone-death'...

Just seen from your prospective instead of perspective.

and I? cutted up.

There may be more!!!!

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Thanks! Good to know

gorgepus

It’s not all plane sailing is it

What was at the route of this behaviour when he was breeching the law?
They can’t worn you about every possible problem.

An OW poster giving a beau a “wide birth” until his divorce comes through.

Oohh that sounds painful

Seen this morning…
Family member in recess with life threatening condition.

Grandparent was routing through the toy box to find a pacific doll.

” my daughter has been obsessed with this film star since she could form an option”

This morning I looked at some ‘Set’s of door handles’ from B&Q but can’t bring myself to buy them with such a glaring error.

It does look like ’s for plural is becoming the norm.

You think they’d find them a decent room!

No, I couldn’t either just to show my disdain x

Swiping on a dating website this afternoon and happened upon a real gem…Bloke described himself as having “no hairs and gracies” 😶😶😶.

Snap him up! We could do with the laugh! 🤣

It’d be awfully good sport 🤭

I've just seen someone on Instagram who claims to be a beauty editor talking about beauty and the 'refractions of it's essence'...

'refractions of it's essence"?

Ignoring the "it's" for the time being, what on earth does that mean?

"Reflections of its essence"? Doesn't make much more sense

When I used to have to try to comprehend illiterate verbiage as part of my job, it was often obvious that the writer had used a thesaurus to find a fancier looking word than the one they'd first thought of. So I'd have to turn to a thesaurus myself, look up the word they'd used and guess what they'd started out with. But in this case that technique isn't helping.