A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

Tell them.

@PendantScorner I would if I could get through

Just spotted someone use ‘in dispersed’ instead of interspersed😬

There's a thread in AIBI where the word 'reprisal' is used in the title, as far as I can see, as a noun from the verb 'reprise' i.e. to repeat, to go over again, instead of its actual meaning of revenge, retaliation.

Did you mean AIBU?, @Chersfrozenface ?

Yes, I do.

Posting before coffee undoes me once again.

Spotted online today 'the concept is floored'

Thread title

Christmas Party Dress's

🙄

You beat me to it, @MagpiePi!

Keep the horror’s coming folk’s x

A poster has asked OP “do you want him to fall castrate at your feet”? The mind boggles

Ha ha, I came on here to post that!
She wants to emasculate him?

Snap! Well it sounds like it 😁

A relief there has been a peace fire in the Middle East

That’s good news. Those caught in the fighting have been brave and contagious (seen today) 😵‍💫

Germ warfare?

Possibly 🤣

I hope they are heeling

I present you with
There has been a lot of reporting in the news about King Charles’ I’ll health which has been saddening Britons

😂

Okham’s Razor

Sounds like a Turkish barbershop 😂

Today on MN Children’s Health, someone is asking about “chicken poxs”

Elsewhere, another poster is looking for “Mens slippers that are not Duffy Fuddy” for Christmas

Love it 🤣🤣

On Nextdoor today: "hello family members did anyone have Security licenses I need a Man in Slouch weekend Friday and Saturday"

There haven't been any responses. I gave it a Wow emoticon.

Dear Lord. Do you think that’s been read through and checked or the poster is just illiterate?