A Viscous attack # 2

[Catpiece]

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

I did, and thought it had rather a metallic taste!

Ladies who lunch…it’s posh!

That must be a right mare!

A local Facebook group earlier was bemoaning the intrusions of ‘Knottingham knockers’. It’s a knotty problem in the area

I will set out my stool.

I'd rather not watch that, if it's all the same with you...

One headline on a competition aggregator site: "Win a 6 night artic escape".

I'm not sure I want to travel all the way to Tromsø in a large lorry. And the 6 nights would be 3 days and nights getting there and 3 returning, surely?

It's similar to breakfast as a verb, which also works (as in "breaking your fast")

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it

Just seen on a work chat
‘Who is the bet person to contact about Arm Forces support?’

On a local SM site today: "So believe it was a scar tackle tic to intimate me, "

It’s one of the basic tenants of dog ownership ... on a current thread.

🤣🤣🤣 Just gibberish isn’t it

It might be an autocorrection but I had to think about it.
scar tackle tic.

I’m wondering if ‘scar’ comes from the same dictionary as scrap (for scrape) that was in the cat food thread?

Eeking out the cat food?

Just reading how someone’s husband “clobbered together a gift bag” for her.

I’ve just read that, and I must admit it had me reaching for the dictionary just in case I’d missed an alternative meaning. No, I was right - it doesn’t mean what she thinks it does, but I’m not brave enough to join the thread to tell her…

The gift bag contained some clobber though.

Nor me 🤣

It did indeed. The dh cobbled it together

In Active just now, there's a thread containing the words "feint lines".

Aren't they moves in fencing and boxing?

It’s an arial view from a drone.

I thought they were what you got on writing pads.

Anyone else a doubting pedant? I’ve just read a thread where the op described herself as “risk averse”, and I had a moment of thinking “hang on, shouldn’t that be adverse…?” I had to read it a couple of times and give myself a mental head shake.
On the other hand and another thread, the poster described herself as a “loan parent”, which I quite liked.