A Viscous attack # 2

[Catpiece]

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

There as in 'focused on there needs. '

Just been reading a post with “he’s hoody’s” in the title. Surely not a typo?

No. Plus, throughout she refers to "hoody's" meaning plural.

I am seeing far more use of ‘s incorrectly used to indicate plurals. I’ve just seen ‘mum’s’ and ‘40’s’ in recent posts and it is really starting to be irritating.

“Back to the 80’s”. Grrrrrr

I’ve just seen ‘bomb fire night’ 🎆🧨

‘…it is a back and fourth joke.’

🙄

I think the "where"/"were" thing is partly related to accents. Whenever I see "where" used incorrectly i read the post in my head in a Scouse accent

Today on MN:

Scrap and scrape

“I try to squeeze all the cat food out but I find it disgusting so I am not going to use a teaspoon and scrap every last bit out of the sachet.”

“However, every time I feed the cat, DH goes into the rubbish bin, finds the sachet and then scraps the rest of the cat food out.”

Eek and eek

“DH also likes to ration the cat's food to avoid waste so he eeks out the cat food in small portions over the course of the day…”

On MN today: 'Hopefully you will get plenty of great advice hear ...'

@KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning
I read that and thought the first scrap must have been a typo but as it went on I realised it was deliberate.

This made me hoot so hard I woke the baby 😂

Eek!!! 😱

And I just realised I should have written “eke”!

Maybe the cat food was mouse flavoured?

🐁

There's a current thread where the OP keeps mentioning flairs (jeans).

Not relevant, but I am sick of the word literally. This has annoyed me: "I have literally 20 or so ..."

I've just been asked this on another site:
'Pendant your not a man following and watch her, are you?'
I haven't answered.

Not worthy of a response x

The thread was by a 'girl' who "walked home petrified",after being followed by a man 'singing in another language' and 'He was not from this country.'

Just wondering if anyone is planning on making the 'tarte au citroen' mentioned on a recent Christmas food thread...🚗🚗🚗

😂

My ex husband tried to persuade the Child Support Agency to order me to make payments to him, even though I had residency and custody orders for our sons, because I was 'a evel, viscous women'. Sic, sic, sic and sic.
I swear I could hear the laughter in the very reassuring letter the agency sent me.

Just seen 'you are being rather tackless'.

I couldn't quite pin down why it jarred with me...

Some people just don't have enough saddles and bridles though.