A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

Did nobody bring fuck-all?

I saw a thread earlier advising PPs to be weary about buying Ugg boots from eBay, Vinted, etc.

It is if you work in manufacturing. Rout and router - not route.

I've seen 'eek out' on a couple of threads recently

I've seen on mass today.

Now you’re being ridicolous

Duel nationality anyone?

Isn't that fighting talk?

Just heard on the radio, ‘…the onerous is on them..’ which kind of half makes sense.

I nearly posted a screenshot of the Active front page a couple of days ago just to capture the horror show of grammar in thread titles. It is getting to the stage where I do a double take at your/you’re being used correctly.

Yes, the Active page is a gold mine.

Today there are threads about prostrate cancer and surpressing weeds under fruit trees.

It's the 'could of' in Active that makes me cringe. 'Could I of done differently?' or similar. Someone is actually WRITING 'could of' - do they never stop to think 'have I ever seen this written down in a formal piece of writing?'

Honestly, I could of clawed my eyes out.

@KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning spotted ‘Post-homous’ on the weekend

I had a response to a thread with 'of' as a verb in the title deleted.
Posters tend to get really touchy if corrected.

Is that when you’ve still got half a bag of Doritos and nothing to dip them in?

Oh indeed. Woulda, shoulda, coulda x

Lol 🤣🤣

do they never stop to think 'have I ever seen this written down in a formal piece of writing?'
Have they ever seen a formal piece of writing?

I’m in no way dismissing this behaviour he no’s he done wrong
in a current OP.

I do wonder if the only writing they see is auto generated captions on TikTok.
I also think there is the whole attitude of ‘its MY truth’ and anyone pointing out a spelling or grammatical error is making a personal attack on your integrity or belittling you.

Absolutely this on all counts

Passed the Use By date of course.

The BBC at it again today.

"..the supply of oranges has been sown up by Brazil..."

Anyone fancy reclining on a 'chez lounge'? It would have to go next to the chester drawers.

I wouldn’t say a chez lounge was unexplainable per say but maybe it could be placed next to some terry cotter pots

My local weekly newspaper (The Malton Gazette and Herald, because I believe in naming and shaming), this week has a very large front page headline about some new people taking over a local business. They are, apparently 'taking up the reigns.'

Honestly, if you can't even trust journalists, who can you trust? (I know, just about anyone...)

Beautifully written@Vroomfondleswaistcoat Yes, some writings really do sound the “death nail” for correct grammar and spelling.