Nothing actually wrong with these but..........

[butterpuffed]

............. I hate them!

Having the ick

You do you .

Being the boss of you/him/her

Are there any that you feel strongly about?

On similar lines, when I was young (admittedly a while ago) if someone said they were interviewing for a job, it was perfectly clear that they were going to be the interviewer. Now they could be saying either 'I will be interviewing candidates for a job today' or 'I have a job interview today'. I suspect the old sense is on its way out, so anybody trying to say that will have to use more words and say 'I am on an interview panel today'. Harrumph.

A. I wasn't talking about bruschetta
B. No matter how many times you voice your opinion it doesn't make it fact
C. Look at the dictionary

A. It was a joke
B. Your link confirms that it is, in fact, brusketta
C. So can we just be friends? 😊

Actually, if you want to be pedantic about etymology it's pronounced "xo-ri-sso" as it's a Portuguese word (and I'm Portuguese).

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Both words share a common origin in the Iberian Peninsula, with "chorizo" likely coming from the Portuguese "souriço"

Lo so, so I would be a pretentious English person and pronounce it the Italian way, or what were all those evening class lessons for?!

I am NOT reconciled. I believe I have been very pretentious and referred to a panino in a Wetherspoons, just the other day.

I notice this frequently🙁👎🏻

Over-exaggerate.

People using 'seen' instead of 'seeing'......seen as I was going there anyway... I saw it used three times by two people on the same thread recently.

Likewise I hate when I see 'his' being used instead of 'he's'.

From the get go

´From the get go’ - makes my teeth itch 🤣

Irregardless

Many people appear to be wearing heals on their shoes.

And boarders on their blankets.

Beefburgers. This annoys me more than it should. They're hamburgers! Do people actually think they're sometimes made of ham?!

I always picture a medieval German town called Beefburg (just down the road from Cheeseburg, obviously!)

I'm back because I have been further annoyed by the word 'gotten' being used in the UK to an alarming degree. We aren't in the USA and it isn't even a word.

The other one is 'do better'. It irritates me intensely.

There appears to be an influx of threads referring to ‘Crush/Crushing On /Crushes’ it sounds really immature

A Tony Soprano classic

(edited as staple was not correct and this is PC after all)

I ordered broosketa in a restaurant recently and had to repeat myself as the waiter had no idea what I was asking for …

Why instead of while.
I read a post yesterday where someone was appealing for help in buying treats for a child "why" she was in hospital.
"Sweets for child why she's in hospital.
Toys for child why she's in hospital."
It set my teeth on edge! I suppose I should be grateful it didn't say "why she's in hospickle".

Catching feelings
Lowkey
Shook/shooketh
Be like
It's giving
Screaming crying throwing up

and all other stupid millennial internet expressions, especially when used by non-millennials.

@Somethingthecatdraggedin7 even worse is please delete if not aloud!

“Stay Safe” 😡

Have a great holiday - stay safe!
Have a good night out - stay safe!
A cruise - how wonderful - stay safe !

It’s ok not to stay safe anymore 🙄

“She loves her food”

Picky tea

Bedding (instead of bedsheets)

“We’re pregnant”

“Fair do’s”

I could go on 😂

How about Loewe?! 😂

Then it gets regifted!