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Nothing actually wrong with these but..........

265 replies

butterpuffed · 07/04/2025 17:39

............. I hate them!

Having the ick

You do you .

Being the boss of you/him/her

Are there any that you feel strongly about?

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SnowyPetals · 08/04/2025 08:49

I am irrationally irritated by "minimizing" verbs/phrases like

Jump on a call
Pop it in the oven
A lick of paint
Hop on the bus

Stop making things insignificant!

MontyDonsBlueScarf · 08/04/2025 08:50

I'm pretty sure. Generally meaning I have no reason whatsoever for my belief but I'll defend it to the death.

proximalhumerous · 08/04/2025 09:09

KnutsfordCityLimits · 08/04/2025 06:03

Especially where you ask for choritho and they say “choristo?” as if correcting you! Although I don’t get so wound up about mispronunciation of foreign words, that’s a lot of languages you need to learn to pronounce everything correctly in the original language.

Having recently come back from Italy though I was cringing at myself for asking for two cappuccinos back at home, though two cappuccini sounds terribly pretentious!

It's tricky sometimes to get the balance between showing some fidelity to the original language and being heinously pretentious. Having studied some Italian I do cringe at "one panini". And the American pronunciation of "croissant" is an abomination.

proximalhumerous · 08/04/2025 09:11

Somethingthecatdraggedin7 · 08/04/2025 08:44

Please delete if not allowed
If you can’t be arsed to read group rules then don’t bloody post whatever crap it is.

Toxic
Used to describe anyone you don’t like.

Red flag
Used to describe any behaviour you don’t like.

I have to put myself first
Generally said by those who always put themselves first.

Please delete if not aloud is worse (although I appreciate the title of the thread is "Nothing actually wrong with these...").

BobbyBiscuits · 08/04/2025 09:17

MajorCarolDanvers · 07/04/2025 18:34

That is the British pronunciation.

I thought that was how everyone pronounced it?! Is it meant to be 'brew-skett-ah'?
It's bloody horrible anyway..soggy tomatoes on toast?! Bleughh! 🤣

Shodan · 08/04/2025 09:18

'On its knees'. Usually preceded by 'The NHS is' but occasionally by 'The UK is'.

I would venture to suggest that the phrase 'on its knees' is on its knees. Small consolation is that mostly it's grammatically correct. I think I'd have conniptions if it was (were?) 'on it's knees'.

And, tentatively because it concerns a sensitive subject- 'passed'. My preference is 'died', but I can accept 'passed away'. 'Passed' is too ambiguous.

sweetsardineface · 08/04/2025 09:22

Being ‘gifted’ or ‘tasked’ to do anything. Using ‘utilise’ rather than ‘use’, or ‘purchase’ rather than ‘buy’.
But, as ever, the worst is ‘journey’, unless travel is involved.

Misorchid · 08/04/2025 09:44

The use of ‘of course’ in a comment assuming we know why.

SonoPazziQuestiRomani · 08/04/2025 09:50

BobbyBiscuits · 08/04/2025 09:17

I thought that was how everyone pronounced it?! Is it meant to be 'brew-skett-ah'?
It's bloody horrible anyway..soggy tomatoes on toast?! Bleughh! 🤣

It's brewsketta - in Italian ch is a hard k sound when followed by e or i 😊

SonoPazziQuestiRomani · 08/04/2025 09:52

proximalhumerous · 08/04/2025 09:09

It's tricky sometimes to get the balance between showing some fidelity to the original language and being heinously pretentious. Having studied some Italian I do cringe at "one panini". And the American pronunciation of "croissant" is an abomination.

I have managed to reconcile the "panini" thing in my mind on the basis that the English translation of "panino" is "panini". So in English it's one panini, two paninis.

MagpiePi · 08/04/2025 09:55

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 07/04/2025 18:24

Moot point, being used wrongly and nonplussed being used to mean not affected. Those two rile me and get up my nose.

Or is getting up ones' nose beyond the pale? Or pail, as it's often written.

Particularly when it pronounced 'mute'.

squashyhat · 08/04/2025 09:58

Has anyone mentioned 'use your words' yet? 😡

And 'popping' anywhere. As in "I'm just popping to the shops" 😡😡

Misorchid · 08/04/2025 09:59

KnutsfordCityLimits · 08/04/2025 06:03

Especially where you ask for choritho and they say “choristo?” as if correcting you! Although I don’t get so wound up about mispronunciation of foreign words, that’s a lot of languages you need to learn to pronounce everything correctly in the original language.

Having recently come back from Italy though I was cringing at myself for asking for two cappuccinos back at home, though two cappuccini sounds terribly pretentious!

I asked for a bottle of Cerruti scent (pronounced correctly) in a department store only to be smilingly corrected by heavily made up assistant with the wrong pronunciation..

Somethingthecatdraggedin7 · 08/04/2025 10:00

MagpiePi · 08/04/2025 09:55

Particularly when it pronounced 'mute'.

I always think of Joey with his moo point
“it’s all moo”

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 08/04/2025 10:01

YY to 'gifted' in the 'I was gifted this' or, even worse, re Christmas 'the season for gifting'.

Where the hell is the verb 'to give' when you want it waving a placard?

notatinydancer · 08/04/2025 10:01

When people end a question with no?
‘but you told her to stop talking, no?’

ExitPursuedByABare · 08/04/2025 10:06

The (apparently) correct pronunciation of Hermes left me reeling.

LinoVentura · 08/04/2025 10:07

Only 5 sleeps until . . .

I'm old enough to understand the meaning of the word 'days'.

MagpiePi · 08/04/2025 10:08

The use of 'workshop' if it doesn't refer to a place (it's not a verb FFS) where you use tools to make things.

SheilaWilde · 08/04/2025 10:10

Referring to a child as ‘ little man’. Stop it!

’You’ve got this’ - stop it!

Saying ‘please and thank you’ in the same sentence. “Has anyone got a new 3 piece sofa there (sic) giving away. Please and thank you 🙏’. Also, asking for delivery on the free sofa!

Misorchid · 08/04/2025 10:11

I feel I should be irritated by the expression “I’ll swing by”, but as it’s used by my son, I’ll let it go.

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 08/04/2025 10:14

“I love you to the moon and back”.

It means nothing, and, relatively speaking, the moon isn’t even that far away. Love me to Eris and back or STFU.

nottodayfgs · 08/04/2025 10:16

The reckless eradication of “to be” with the effect that sentences no longer make sense, e.g. “that needs binned” 😬

BobbyBiscuits · 08/04/2025 10:16

SonoPazziQuestiRomani · 08/04/2025 09:50

It's brewsketta - in Italian ch is a hard k sound when followed by e or i 😊

Thank you! 😄

BitOutOfPractice · 08/04/2025 10:20

Well @butterpuffed I hate the over-excitable use of too many points in an ellipsis so…

Sorry couldn’t resist and being as it’s Pedants’ Corner I thought it might be allowed! 😬