Most amusing spelling mistakes you have seen on mumsnet

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One which made me laugh - a mner was complaining about her bin collections or something and said she was going to call the council to complain. She spelled it as cancel. Can just imagine that being said in saft London accent, could see why she spelled it that way the dozy mare.

Here Here comes up a LOT on here. It makes me curl my lip.

Chest of draws.

As we're doing non-mn spelling mistakes, marking undergraduate essays on theories of criminal punishment I was interested to read an essay on the penile system.

at "penile system". I don't like to think how that would work.

Sausages What's wrong with Umbridge? I always say that ... have I been getting it wrong all these years??

Er, it's umbrage I think...

Yep - umbrage

Dolores Umbridge was the Hazel Blears irritating/evil teacher in Harry Potter who instituted the govt control of the school.

Oh - that's ok then, as I've never written it down, or seen it written down as far as I know.

Umbridge sounds like a zone 4 tube stop

'It was tand amount to...'

There's a thread this evening entitled 'What's Pendant's corner?'

(Sorry for laughing though, OP of that thread)

Is there?

I am not entirely sure if the 'Pendant's Corner' thread is a joke or not. One thing that gets my goat on MN is 'discrete' instead of 'discreet'. It's usually on breastfeeding threads, where the OP says something like 'I saw a woman being today and she wapped both her boobs out at the same time!' cue several MNer insisting that they are very discrete when bfing.

Well, presumably they mean they get theirs out separately.....

Rusty no doubt they were 'pouring' over that thread

Boom, boom!

I have to nominate my own thread title. I was trying to get people interested in a cycling thread with a cunning, alliterative and assonant title when my dyslexia reared its ugly head.

Every time I see 'pleasure peddlers' instead of 'pleasure pedallers' I die a little inside. Do you think MN would change it if I asked?

You made me smile, that's brilliant!

Sorry but at "pleasure peddlers"

Speaking on msn to my XP recently.

Me: How are you?
XP :I'm God
Me :Clearly you're not

Still makes me laugh to think of it, especially when he answered 'Clearly I'm not what?'

"dementure" , took me a while to figure it out

I've seen it at work and on here - people writing about the refuge collections. It is refuse collections. No one comes around collecting refuges do they?

Does make me laugh at the thought though.

mother's traditional dress for voluptuary work (autocorrect on 'phone, heh heh ~ voluntary, I'm hoping)

(Deep breath, this is my first post) - On another forum in answer to the question regarding best product for cleaning showers - clit bang!

Not on MN, but it is my favourite spelling mistake of all time:

egog

It took me quite a while to work out that it was supposed to be 'hedgehog'!

DH got an email about scouts doing "welly wanging" and asking for any spare wellies. Unfortunately all the wellies were autocorrected and the first "e" replaced with an "I". DH burst out laughing in his office and replied that he didn't have a spare willy, let alone a spare pair!