Most amusing spelling mistakes you have seen on mumsnet

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One which made me laugh - a mner was complaining about her bin collections or something and said she was going to call the council to complain. She spelled it as cancel. Can just imagine that being said in saft London accent, could see why she spelled it that way the dozy mare.

Here Here comes up a LOT on here. It makes me curl my lip.

Chest of draws.

You're all mean....they might all be displexics.

I once proudly announced that my husband always greets me when he wanks in the house...

And some evil bitch one picked me up on it.

Walk I meant walks.

Muslims can also prove a useful cover up when beastfeeding in public debka

I saw a poster tell another to stop being so "mellow dramatic" once which made me giggle.

Love all these! There have been some good ones. I like reading 'friends' with the 'r' missing - completely changes the meaning!

A thread ages ago, was moaning about getting sent from pillow to post about something.

This is hilarious!

I see a lot of 'free reign' on MN. I had to google it to check I was right using 'free rein'.

I can see I'm not the only one, but anything Chaos posts is likely to have a fabulous typo in it.

At work the spellcheck turns helpdesk into helpless until you set it up properly, our team is supposed to be the helpdesk but most of our customers seemed to find helpless more apt.

A place I used to work changed 'Woolwich' (building society) into 'workaholic' which was ironic as we were usually sending them letters to try and get their arses into gear.

I remember a place I worked at used to write to a firm in Blandford. The spell check always changed Blandford to blindfold.

My great aunt used to own a couple of butchers shops and needed a new butcher to work at both of them and do the whole job. Her job advert went "butcher wanted - must be able to drive and kill". I always wondered if the pork pies were made of hedgehog after I heard that.

On a thread the other day about a spelling mistake on Sainsbury's macaroni, someone wrote, "Is this one of those pendant jokes?"

Chaos wrote the other week "incontinence" where she meant to write "inconvenience" I can't remember what she was blathering on about that time but it made me snort-LOL.

I don't eat misspelled food. So at the cafe we sometimes go to after BF group, I did not have the "Chessy Chips".

And I haven't been back since.

I recall the MNer with a dodgy L key on her PC and whose DH had a ticking cock!

Apparently I very recently referred to someone who was exchanging heated debate with me and whose user name includes the word Morning as "Moroning".

Allegedly. :o

I love love loved chaos's thread where her keyboard was defunkt and she didn't have an o key, s0 everything she typed had zer0es in it as a replacement. It was very funny in a c0mpletely rand0m way, bless her.

There was a thread where the OP was talking of her son's birthday party at a pizza place. One throwaway sentence was something like "I was feeding the boys" except that she misspelt feeding as feeling

That one made my week!!

Still find cumcumber for cucumber amusing

On here que or queue rather than cue makes me wince.

In real life I've had an email from a supplier asking me to 'bare with him'. I don't mind waiting mate but I'm not doing it naked.

My boss completed an internal magazine article by saying the famous person he'd most like to meet was the legendary footballer Booby Moore.

Not a mumsnet one, but when I sat my secretarial studies o'grade prelim, part of the typing was a list of evening classes.

To my shame I typed that the local high school was offering French cockery lessons!

Was it chaos who posted the immortal ''I'll take you up the front'' line?

Our old work computer used to change the phrase 'uniformed police officers' to ''uninformed police officers'', which I loved.

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letters in a wrod are, the olmy iproamtnt
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wrod as a wlohe .Azanmig huh ?

I once typed "seriously, gays" when I meant to type "seriously, guys"

I expected to get pitchforked but luckily I just got a light ribbing.

I got a thank you card from one of the boys in my (GCSE English - oh the shame) class that said 'Deer Mrs, thak you for everythink, you are truley a grat techer. Sorry for been sech a wanger.'