Poor you, HMB... sounds like you should be in bed... definitely not teaching.
Tamum... yes, until quite recently in Reading you had to get 45% (so better than a low Third) to be able to continue with a subject after the first year, and at least 40% in order not to be thrown out altogether. This system only changed a couple of years ago.
I think all hall food was singularly awful. I briefly became a vegetarian, just because at least cheese salad was recognisable as such... unlike most of the stuff with so-called meat in. We'd have jumped for joy if offered a turkey twizzler!
I get the feeling that most student halls are self-catering these days.