Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

Havoc: When tickle bees are done drinking they come inside the house and tickle you!

Nursing my young toddler, switched her from one side to the other and she said, "You, two of them."
😂

I'm about to nurse and put my young toddler down for a nap. Baby puts head onto my exposed breast as if it were a pillow, laughs and says, "I put my head down on booby, mummy."
Baby also will touch my breast, laugh and squeal, "I touched your booby, mummy!" 😂

Just reflecting on my recent and initial posts and feeling a bit 🥹

DSD ( now in her 30s) - Look! A chicken with flowers!!! It was a peacock 🤣

Mine is 4 so not really a toddler but a few things she said on holiday recently made me laugh.

She had coco pox for breakfast.
She wanted to go to our holiday house.
She wanted to play in her little pool.
She wanted to play in her playground.

She thought everything was hers and got annoyed when other kids played there.

“Pancake shoes.”

A childhood description of a posh aunt’s navy blue and beige shoes, soon after hearing the story of “The Big Pancake”.

Random question from Havoc: Mummy, do you know about rescue dogs?

Why, no, Havoc. What about them? 🙃

Rescue dogs…. The best kind. 5 stars. Highly recommend! Xx

I now think it was promoted by a morning chat show doing a spot on doggo adoption. 🩷

Having a slow go at full potty training. Havoc pooed pull-ups at home today. 😟
Asked Havoc, Why didn't you go use the toilet or ask mummy to help you?
Response: Mummy, I don't have any explanation.
How do I respond to that? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

DS(3) just said, look mum my poo looks like a Needlefish. 😄

Welcome back @BluJanuary 😊
That's hilarious! Since you posted about poo...
Havoc was on the toilet doing same and called baby over to take a look. 🙄
Baby was pointing, Look mummy, Havoc poo.
I'm like, okay, fascinating, I know.... not everything needs to be shared, though. 😂

Things that make me smile and laugh lately are baby saying:
"I jumping, mummy!" Then does the funniest little jump.
"I running!" Then runs with arms waving.
"I touch your booby!" and laughs. 🤦‍♀️
"In the dy" for "In the sky."
"Dance mummy!" Then a minute later, "Don't dance, mummy!" 😵‍💫

And my favourite: "I dub you so much." 🩷🥹
Havoc and I are saying it now, too. It's a keeper. ❤️

Can relate to the “good job” one! When DD was 2.5 she came into a public loo with me, and when I was mid-wee she piped up “You’re doing amazingly!”

"Talk funny, while I can't see!" demanded my niece, when she was five.

It took a while to work out what she meant, but we gathered that her class played a game where each child was blindfolded in turn and had to guess who was speaking in a funny voice, but time ran out before she could have a turn. So we covered her eyes, and made her guess each of us in turn, until she got all of us right. We teased her by saying funny things, and the poor mite had to stay blindfolded for a long time - we were good at disguising our voices!

(Baby farts)
Mummy, I burped.
Me, laughing: From your bum?
Mummy, I burped from my bum!
😭

I remember when my little boy was about 2.5/3, we walked into the back garden to play. He put his hands on his hips, looked up at the sky, and went, "Oh! What a pleasant day!"

My 22m old is behind the couch, which is against the wall saying, Have a good day! Have a good day! 🤷‍♀️

4 YO last night saying I’m starving after having his dinner. Turns out he meant starving means he needs rest not more food.

My 22m old said: I love you on ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.
I love you too much.

🥹🥹🥹🥹
🩷🩷🩷🩷

we went for a trip to Münich to meet family.

on the way to Heathrow he had a brief nap (because we’re in east and travel time was 2 hours in taxi) he woke up and said “oooh look I can see Germany from here” pointing to a random tall building. We were still 40 minutes away from Heathrow. 😅

'Mummy, I'm ignoring you'.

I was looking at pictures in a book with my 22m asking who everyone was in each picture. My 4y overheard me asking, Is that a pilot? and came over, No, mummy, that's the pirate! and pointed to the pirate then explained to me why it was a pirate. I said, But this one is a pilot. And before I could explain ... No, mummy the pirate is here. and the pirate was pointed out to me again. 😵‍💫
We went through this a couple more times with me over enunciating the word pilot, before I gave up. I'm not convince my kids aren't just trolling me. 🤣