Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

My DD does this but with “actually” 😊. Sometimes it makes sense with the sentence and sometimes it doesn’t but it’s super cute!

@Scirocco I spoke too soon... when Havoc is done eating (wanting to play and I've said, Not until you've finished eating.) I'm now getting, I don't like my dinner, Mummy. It's too sticky. I'm all done.
🤦‍♀️

While changing Havoc's poo diaper I noticed a bit of rash: Havoc you need to tell mummy when you have a poo. How long have you had a poo in your diaper?
Havoc: 14 hours, mummy. Since Saturday. 🤦‍♀️

There's been lots of cute moments, too. When putting Havoc to bed the other night: I'll love you for ever, mummy. 🩷🥹

I'm lying down trying to nap. Havoc is lying beside me log rolling in place. 😵‍💫
I'm a washing machine, Mummy!
You're a very good one, love. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂

my toddler is currently OBSESSED with the pumpkins outside peoples houses. We have to stop outside each one for her to say hello from the pavement. Although she’s now yelling at the top of her voice “OPEN THE DOOR PUMPKIN!!!!” At peoples houses 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh, that made me lol! So cute!!! 🩷

I went to pick up mini walrus from nursery. She yelled "that's my mummy" and ran over to me. It's usually dh that picks her up. Then she stroked her keyworkers leg and said "I love nursery" she melts my heart.

DC partially woke up from a nap and shouted: "I want BOOBIES!" before going back to sleep.

We were at a conference, and I was with a bunch of male colleagues. Guy standing next to me said "I know the feeling".

Today, DC wanted me to play but I was doing some laundry. DC led DH through and instructed us: "Mummy play now. Daddy do jobs." We obeyed.

Put the DDs in their car seats the other day - DD2 suddenly yells, "I'm stuck!" In a tone of shock and horror, as if she'd never been strapped into her seat before!

The injustice of it!

My DD went through a phase of saying 'me stuck' when in her seat, I used to reply with 'yes that's the idea'. 😂

DD 2.5 has learnt most of the words to baa baa black sheep however the little boy currently lives down the 'drain' 😂

No-one is safe from the housing crisis...

I put Havoc down for a nap today and instead of sleeping, Havoc was singing every song imaginable. I was standing out of sight listening and thinking, Awww how sweet. After Itsy Bitsy Spider, Havoc said, Thank you very much, everybody. That's all I know.

😂🩷

DD1 this morning: You can have that pancake, I don't want it. Yum it up in your Mummy jaws.

I don't know where the child gets her turns of phrase from!

Told DC it was "toilet time". DC: "No, Mummy do that, I busy now" (picked up book) "See? I working".

Yesterday's was more frustrating than funny, though. "Oh, Mummy, a weewee... (one breath later) Oh, too late. Coffee?"

Yum it up in your Mummy jaws.
😂😂😂😂
@110APiccadilly

Oh, the trials of toilet training... dealing with regression and refusal here. 😟
@Scirocco

DD (2 years 9m) has been asked on several occasions lately what she is asking Father Christmas for.
Her answer: 'lines' 😂🤷‍♀️ anyone have any idea what this might be? I'm trying to move her on to 'frozen things'

DS grumpily told me to "go and do your worky stuff!" when I was getting ready to go to the office last week.

Awww @SayDoWhatNow sounds like your dc didn't want you going off to work. 🥹

@Cuwins could it be "lions?" 🧐

Sleep deprivation kicked in for DC last night, I think. "5 little fish jumping on the car, 1 fell off..." but the numbers didn't change so we just had 5 verses of 5 fish. Then DC stopped with "5 little fish... That's ok."

I don't think so as that would normally be accompanied by a roar

@Cuwins well, that's cute! 😍
@Scirocco awww... we do monkeys jumping on the bed.

@Cuwins Limes? Has she has lime sweets or anything? Slime? (If so, I suggest continuing to not understand her.)