What's the funniest thing your child has said today?

[lyrabelacqua]

I was talking with DS1 (4) about health and fitness and eating properly.
"So," I said to DS1, "what are the two most important things if you want to be good at running," (expecting him to say eating healthy food, keeping fit etc)
he thinks about it for a while and answers: "Legs."

DS2 (2) asks for a drink so I give him some orange juice. he looks at it suspiciously and asks: "Has it got wine in it?"

ds1 (3yrs) put the thermometer in his ear and said "I'm just checking my earmails.". I think he meant emails, pmsl!

How did the first nit in the world get onto someone's head?

(Answers on a postcard please- I'm still grappling with that one!)

Ds."My favourite game is football, Mummy - but my second favourite is Cuttleshock"

Had to resurrect this as DS (just 2) came out with a classic today.

Me: And what's her little baby brother called, do you remember?"
DS: No.
Me: His name's Lewis, baby Lewis.
DS: "Cat's name. Not a baby's name."

(we don't even know a cat called Lewis...)

Whilst on toilet examining willy and testicles on toilet, DS said "Mummy, it looks like the Toyota sign".

And sure enough, I saw a Toyota logo today and it does have a phallic look about it