Princess on Board signs. WHY? WHY? WHY?

[fillyjonk]

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please justify

Hehehe

pmsl, am I seeing a common theme to you recent postings...

they are WRONG

oh come on, there must be a "MummyToPrincess" out there somewhere

my MIL bought it for me, it is sweet

so ner !

Ohhh, luluuuu. You disappoint me.

('Tis Snaf, btw)

nah, I'm a mummy to 2 princes . I hate the child on board ones, never mind the twee ones.

i know but we all need a flaw, or would not be human !

sorreeee !

great name though!

Saw a 'Yummy Mummy on Board' one yesterday. Got itchy fingers as I resisted hurling a rock through the window.

what gets me is when they have BOTH princess on board and "cheeky monkey" on board ,

i mean, fgs, get the gender sterotyping in early, why don't you

my jury is out on the child on board signs, i feel that people need notice of my poor concentration when driving

but eeeew

Ah, you see, if you're a member of the royal family, they give you one of these signs in your Bounty pack.

Oh, but 'Porn Star On Board' - on a 4x4 full of tiny children being dropped off at the school gates must beat all, no?

oooh another one is

mummy-to-be on board

i mean fgs!

i saw once recently with the following signs on the back

mummy to be on board
cheeky monkey on board
princess on board

AND

child on board

maybe the princess IS the cheeky monkey? pmsl at notice of poor driving.

'Enormously Overstretched Uterus On Board'

Don't get any of them.

These are DPs pet hate.

So I've bought a Fifi one with "Madison on board" and I'm going to put it in his car without him knowing

MWAH MWAH EVIL LAUGH MWAH MWAH

HATE.THEM

aaaghhhh

A good one for nannies could be 'thank god their not mine' runs incase her boss reads this LOL

The idea of the baby on board signs was to alert the fire service etc that there was a baby / child in the car in case of a crash. SO that people would know to check the car for little hidden ones and not just to rescue the driver.
But... the princess on board signs (bleargh) and I really hate the cheeky monkey ones too!

They make me want to ram the car

because they have their own ickle wickle cutesy wutesy princess on board and they want everyone to know it.

although I am searching for a

one screeching baby and one whining toddler on board.

I hate them too! You can also get ones that say Babe on Board

The police absolutely hate them though - as they never know whether the child was actually in the car or not - for them to work for the police people need to take them down when the child is not in the car - and no-one does !

Eurghhhh

babe

cringeville