Things only people without kids would say...

[dodi1978]

For example: wouldn't it be great if he ate some vegetables? (About DS, 2.5)?

Hollow laughter.

Please add at your leisure!

Soft play looks like great fun.......

I cant wait to have an excuse to sit and play with Play Doh

Cant you just put them to bed later so they sleep later?

'I'd never let DC have a dummy,ugh'

I wouldn't let mine get away with........

I think I slept too long last night!
I'm ready to leave. I just need my keys and money.
I never allow food in my car?
Why on earth don't the parents deal with the tantrum?
My job is the most tiring in the world.

I would never let my DC eat......chocolate before the age of 10

Gosh I'm enjoying this bottle of wine knowing full well that I don't have to get up early tomorrow*

*actually true as we don't have DC. Not all of us give parenting advice btw.

"You just have to ask them to turn the Xbox off"

Why is that toddler lying on the floor crying?

It can't be that hard to lose the baby weight, your DH could look after baby and you go to the gym. Easy!

'I'm just having a lazy weekend at home pottering'

What's wrong with the vegetables one, op?

Mmm, this lie in is fab... shall we have a relaxing cup of tea in bed, then maybe a leisurely breakfast? I'll read the papers while you research via google for your new laptop. What do you want to do later?

I'm thinking of getting a cream carpet/cashmere throw/glass coffee table/crystal lamp...... etc.

My child will just fit into my life. I'm not changing the way I do a thing!

Let's have lunch you can leave the baby with someone can't you?

"They'll fit into our lives."
This was said by a childless poster on MN a little while ago. I did a Boycie laugh. I'm laughing again just thinking about it.

"aren't you supposed to make as much noise as possible when they are asleep?"

Oh Yes, what a fanfuckingtastic idea. DD has not slept through the night for 18 months, so of course when she has a 10 min nap in the day, the first thing I do is bang fucking saucepans together

Arghhhhhhhhh

Oops, x post with Tiggy.

Long week at work? Never mind, its the weekend tomorrow.

Yeah that's WORSE fucko!

Wow look at my feet I can see them below my pert tits and flat belly

"I would never allow my child to have a tantrum in the middle of a shop."