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COD - when is your next potty training boot camp?!!

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ladyjess · 08/05/2006 20:23

i will be becoming a SAHM in 2 weeks and want to potty train my 2.5 yr old.

you planning to do another boot camp??

please... :0

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MarsLady · 01/06/2006 10:51

Am liking the smiley sticker potty thing too.

Not incredible MrsD..... necessity.........madness!!!!!!!

dewmeadow · 01/06/2006 10:53

Well done MrsD! Fantastic! you're one step ahead of me in the poo stakes

wanderingstar · 01/06/2006 11:16

hUGE WEE IN POTTY AFTER NIGHT NAPPY CAME OFF (sorry just noticed caps).
poo nearly on our bedroom floor but just managed to get to the potty ...phewwww
He's off to the park for an hour soon with lots of spares while my older 3 whizz about on their bikes.
Still not asking for potty; I'm just watching out for squirmingGrin

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LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 12:27

well done all
lol at mars with poos comign out of her ears

LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 12:28

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Normsnockers · 01/06/2006 12:32

Ha, might get some of those stickers to put on the floor in front of the toilets to show DH how important it is to aim a bit better !

I think he'd see a smiley face at least once a week

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 12:35

Right... as they've be authorised by LadyCod I shall be ordering some forthwith! Grin

You may laugh LadyCod, but believe me the number of times I've rung Directory Enquiries looking for LadyCod doesn't bear thinking about! Oh and I wasn't planning to ring for support.... just to confirm your address! [rueful grin]

LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 12:36

god you can ring me if you like

someone knows my name that oy know
a re in book

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 12:43

Careful what you offer coddy... lol

But in all seriousness, should I feel the need to pull my hair out I shall talk to the Lady in question, though she may go wild laughing that I'm calling you for potty advice lol.

Thank you Smile

LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 12:44

hmm well the offer is there.
do not tell dh you are form mn if you do
it will confimr all hsi fears :)

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 12:53

PMSL

Well everyone worries for my sanity. I've met lots of strange internet women (from here I hasten to add) I've had some stay over and now I have a french girl living with me lol.

Well... just had another near miss from DT2. He seems to delight in jumping up from his potty and weeing beside it... GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wanderingstar · 01/06/2006 13:40

Yoohoo! 1.5 hours at the park and no wet pants ! I offered him the chance to wee alfresco behind a tree, but he seemed a bit alarmed. So he managed to hold on until we got home.
Big sticker and a choccy raisin !

LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 13:41

er od patented weeing outside trick ( for boys) get kids n under tis arms

get kid ot keepp legs rigid ( not bend)

lean kid forward away form oyu
kids wees and no wet trousers

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 13:42

Whahoooooooooooooooooooo! Grin

I'm about to go off for the afternoon (no not with the DTs). Their father is here and I'm off to a cafe to get some study done. I do hope he doesn't undo my good work.. sigh........

MrsDoolittle · 01/06/2006 13:50

We missed a wee earlier.Sad

She seems to expect it to come out immediately, she jumps up and looks back into the potty and when it's not there she says "no wee". But then she'll do it in her pants 5 minutes later Grrrr

poppyh · 01/06/2006 14:48

I have cleared up 2 wees today!Sad Waiting for the poo now! Had to laugh though, as I was reminded of the old woman who wees in Little Britain!!
I tell you though, my washine machine is working harder than ever, and thank God for wooden floors!!

MrsDoolittle · 01/06/2006 14:57

Yeah - poor washing machine

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 19:40

Smug smug smug smug! Grin Grin

DT1 has held onto her wee for most of today. This evening I got fed up and held a mini packet of maltesers in front of her and DT2 (yes bribery of the worse kind.... so sue me!)

"No no no Mummy!" She ran away and hid. I walked away and then she ran to the potty, yanked down her knickers, sat down and did a humungous wee in the potty. Grin Cue cheers, whooping, maltesers. I knew she had a poo to go, but no idea when.

We called my sister who whooped it up, then I saw DT1's face change. Hung up from my sister, legged it to the other room to get the potty. Got back just as she was filling her knickers. Tipped contents into the potty, sat her down for a minute. She got up and looked "Urrrrrrrrr Pooey Mummy!" Followed quickly by "Locloc?" Grin I gave her the rest of the packet and she's still grinning.

DT2... still hopping up from the potty moments before his wee. He pooed in his pants and tipped some out in the hall...sigh...........

Where else can a woman brag about her offsprings defacation if not here on MN? lol

So, bath, nappy bed. Successful day for DT1. Am sure we'll get there with DT2 really soon. Grin

poppyh · 01/06/2006 19:58

Mars,thats what happened with DD today.
She has done 2 wees on the floor all day. So had bath and put her in Pjs with pull up pant. She then got really stressed as she thought she was going to wee on the sofa, and with a bit of coaxing, she pulled the pull up down and did a big wee in her potty!
That makes up for mopping up wee all day!!
Have bought some of those stickers, as they might help!

MarsLady · 01/06/2006 20:19

I bought some stickers too. So we'll see! Smile

Well done Jnr PoppyH

LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 20:31

well done poopy ha nd mars
youa re all uch more upbeatt han the last lot who were bloody wingers

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LadyCodofCOdford · 01/06/2006 20:33

lol

poppyh · 01/06/2006 20:50

That woman on ebay selling stickers has done well out of us lot today then!

poppyh · 01/06/2006 20:50

That woman on ebay selling stickers has done well out of us lot today then!