Ds was soaked through by lunchtime. I told him he couldn't wear pants/trousers for the reast of the day because he had wet "today's" pants.
Huge wee on floor mid afternoon. I asked if it was an accident - had he forgotten to go to the toilet etc. He said "no, it wasn't an accident mummy I wanted to wee on the carpet." Big grin.
Half an hour later we were talking about a game or something and at the end of some long story he added "and I've done another wee on the sofa - look mummy!" also said with big grin. He was really pleased with himself.
Had to count to ten, bite my tongue and leave the room or I would have said something evil.
This is just beyond a joke now - he doesn't give a hoot and seems be trying to goad me into a reaction.
When I don't react and do it by the book "Oh dear you'll get to the toilet next time...broken record..blah blah blah"; he takes that as meaning there's no problem with urinating on carpets.