cods potty training thread

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yes go when you get there ( if a short drive) by car wheel if necc

then 15 misn after any drink

isnt it illegal to piss in the street?

I'll get me coat............

its is "Unrinating ina public place"

but under 14s are under the age of acriminal intent or whatever its claled

but arent we setting a bad example, what happens when they turn 14 and get banged up for it after we have raised them believing it to be acceptable

we then og in to therapy

AND SA y to pc

" its ok cod said it's ok"

BTW have any of your dh quentioned why a fish ( a total stranger at that) is doing your kids potty training?

i have passed it off as all my own work

pr
will speak to your dh

he will glaze over

i was telling him about my new financial plan to get us out of debt last night and he just started squeezing my tits

pmsl pr you just had me in stitches with mental image of ur dh just reaching over for a squeeze while nodding intently.

pmsl pr you just had me in stitches with mental image of your dh just reaching over for a squeeze while nodding intently.

He did!! Couldnt believe it!!

I sat next to him to have about the most important conversation of our lives after working for 3 days solid on figures and accounts and percentages etc. I was obviously boring as he just stuck his hands up my top and "cupped" my boobs

PR just told dh as i was laughing so much and he just said he wishes he could get away with that. hope you gave him a swift kick to his manhood..lol

er smut not welome ona wholesome family thread

I was quite relieved actually - I was expecting a lecture!

morning! you lot make me laugh so much, (cant contribute own boob squeezing experiences cos my mum looks on here too)

preparing for another day, pants ready, sweeties ready, patient face and gritted teeth ready for cleaning up wee on the floor....

good luck nemo for today, fingers crossed for you

As mum to lact8 I must point out that I have not just signed on for casual read but have prof interest in potty training thread as am child minder! Also as mum to lact8 may I point out that boob squeezing out of bounds as look where its got you now!!

this is odd!

LOL god this is funny .

Stupid bloody nursery time has screwed up everything we achieved last week. DS will now not go on the potty unless you prompt and then only if he feels like it and will wee as soon as he gets off. Last night during dinner he asked to get down 3 times to use the potty which he did and got his stickers but no cheers as it was a tack tick not to be at the table and eat and then poo'd in his pants when playing on his own - stood next to the potty!!!!! didn't say anything to him just reminded that next time it needs to be in the potty.

back to square one.

poos ireellevant
you need o satrt agoan and not get too tense!

harvey has had no less than 4 wees on his potty today! unprompted