It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

me over and removed...

my panties

my melons from their....

A price tag sticker that had stuck onto the arse of my trousers...
I blushed and thanked him with a...

from the machine.

"By eck luv, these havnt come up very clean. What powder are you using?"

Unfortunate post crossing!

cup of tea!

Suddenly we were interupted with an explosion

lol Northerner.

.... I use a special organic brand... it gives my an earthy smell like a .....

BANG!

cats arse

no dog shit

Oh my what was that noise?? It gave me such a shock I think I've....

I am seriously pi$$ing myself now!

Pi$$ed my self. And I'm not wearing Tenalady today. Damn.

OH my sweet.... the smell of Urine makes me want to rip your....

do you know where my pissy pads are lovveee....I think I need to....

Christ, my husbands home!

...freshen up before we..

freshen up. fancy a bubble bath?

yes I can make a home made jacuzzi for us to share my sweet all I need is a full bath and a good fart

he led her to the......

zip of his pants and she...

screamed OUCH! As she got an electric shock. She gasped "you must have an....

got her false nails caught in the.....

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