It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

she writhed in excitement

enormous electric eel in there ... will it bite?

Errr, I don't think you noticed but dh arrived home about 5 minutes ago

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would he like to join do you think, he asked

ooopps

Luckily dh had went straight into the lounge and put on the football. He hadn't even noticed the events in the kitchen...
She continued to writhe....

yes he likes the smell of fish....and she......

quickly opened a can of lager for dh. This will occupy him for a few more minutes........

While I give you a blow job!

Well.... someone had to say it!

she then turned quickly and cupped her hands around the electric eel, he shot.......

his load in her face and she realised it wasn't an eel at all!

sorry, couldn't, I'll stop being crude now...

his legs went to jelly and with a oooaaahhhhh he......

Tapped her on the head, said cheers luv and walked out of her life.... forever...

She collapsed on the floor sobbing. She felt used and....

abused and then creeped to her dh and said.......

..I'm feeling really horny... fancy finishing me off?

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.. if I'm sitting on your face.

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her dh grabs her a sends her into ecstacy with his......

I fancy fish for tea

fishing rod

Dh stood to attention. She had popped a viagra in his lager.

Just then though he started clutching his chest! What have I done?
She thought. "Perhaps his bad heart can't take it"

He fell took the floor,,wwwhheeeeezing. With his last breathe he said....