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It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

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Baba · 19/07/2003 09:13

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

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popsycal · 12/11/2003 20:10

"no," he decided. "They are sterile if they are a skin...just like bananas. That's why bananas are a good weaning food.."

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:13

..." Do you have a ripe banana?????" she asked inquisitively

Frenchgirl · 12/11/2003 20:15

I think it might have gone a bit soft he replied sheepishly

popsycal · 12/11/2003 20:17

"Never mind," she replied. "Let's ripen you up a little!" And with that, she......

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:24

started peeling back the skin.....

Frenchgirl · 12/11/2003 20:26

and noticed how firm and creamy it looked...but then...

Norma · 12/11/2003 20:27

put the oven on and took him by the

Frenchgirl · 12/11/2003 20:29

...hand. Get the chocolate spread out of the fridge will you, she asked soflty, I love it spread thickly on...

Norma · 12/11/2003 20:29

my lips...

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:29

soft bananas....

popsycal · 12/11/2003 20:30

and spread it on thickly she did...

Frenchgirl · 12/11/2003 20:30

..or cheese...

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:32

"that cheese is a bit whiffy" she exclaimed

Norma · 12/11/2003 20:33

cheesy?? she led him to the shower and...

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:37

started scouring the rim of the ....

Norma · 12/11/2003 20:39

firm, creamy banana, until it...

popsycal · 12/11/2003 20:40

exploded...

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:41

was clean enough to.....

Norma · 12/11/2003 20:41

well, I've heard about premature, but that was ridiculous, she panted and reached to...

doormat · 12/11/2003 20:43

grab hold of her rabbit...."there I may aswell...

Norma · 12/11/2003 21:16

play with my bunny ... and you can play with these melons ...

sb34 · 12/11/2003 21:23

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sunchowder · 12/11/2003 22:09

A Plantain, a tremendous Zucchini? Yes, Yes, my zesty chef, my love machine...now I want to....

boyandgirl · 12/11/2003 22:11

grate it!

Norma · 12/11/2003 22:17

and knead it between my melons until...