It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

Until it splits down the center and oozes out streams of bavarian creme which trickle down between my breasts and then I .....

Place your hands on my secret pleasure spot and you hoist me onto the stove, but wait...I hear something...no, I smell something...

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Are you doing it or shall I?

It is your turn.....

Oh for Christ Sake! I'll do it! And you come with me my zesty love chef, after we get this crap out of the way, I need you to get between my legs and....

inflate my party balloon.

Come, come my sweet. Children are now sleeping. Can you help me remove my .........

Oh sounds wonderful, you beast you! Just after I've cleaned my....

.... my false eye.

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Or you could even help me remove my false eye with your lovely clean bicycle clips, and then we'll...

cycle the throws of passion together

By the way, did you pay the window cleaner?

... but I prefer my Throws of chenille!! I don't want your throws of passion.... I'm not keen on red tones.

LOL M2T!

ride up over my Alps and through my Arc de Triomphe with your...

yes I paid the window cleaner in kind and then he had the cheek to ask me for a .......

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foaming bucket of suds

I told him where to get off and he ....

His bucket was too full, and dripped all over my

...throws of passion.

Anyway, enough of the window cleaner. I can't wait any longer, take me now

I directed him to the washing machine where he bent.....